Doesn't That Make Me More Of a Lady?

Sewing machine shop customer #1: How often should I get my machine serviced?
Sewing machine shop customer #2: Gosh, I've never had my machine serviced!
Sewing machine shop owner: You are not a lady!

http://www.violaraptor.co.uk/2011/06/quotebook-january-may-2011/

Overheard by: Raptor

Posted on July 2, 2011
Customers, Euphemisms, Gender issues, Other sites, Questions

And I'm Allergic to Flannel.

Anime-loving teenager on cell: So it's like I'm a lesbian in a man's body. Except I like boys.

CTrain
Calgary
Canadia

Posted on February 11, 2011
Canadia, Gender issues, On the phone, Sexuality, Teens, Weirdness

From My Big Book Of Things to Say Before Bursting Into Tears

Girl on phone: But I don't have a mustache…

Colorado State University

Posted on January 25, 2011
Beauty, Body parts, Character, Colorado, Gender issues, On the phone

When You Built Me That Bird-Feeder from Scratch

Sixteen-year-old blonde goth: I think I want to be a lesbian.
Teenage friend: I thought you were one.

Salem, Oregon

Overheard by: Geneva

Posted on December 7, 2010
Bringing it back to you, Gender issues, Goths, Oregon, Sexuality, Teens, Wishes

When a Marriage Unravels, Both Spouses Know

Girl: I had a dream you died, and I woke up crying.
Guy: I woke up screaming, but that's because I dreamed I was being chased by aliens.

Bellingham, Washington

Posted on November 20, 2010
Couples, Gender issues, Relationships, Threats, Washington

Then She Turned Him Gay With Her Womanliness

Female professor: She was a lesbian…
Male student: Yeah, she was.
Female professor: But he turned her straight with his manliness…
Male student: Yeah, he did.

Appalachian State University
Boone, North Carolina

Posted on September 19, 2010
Colleges & Universities, Gender issues, North Carolina, Sexuality, Students, Teachers, Weirdness

Always Making Generalizations About Particular Groups

College chick: Oh my god! Girls are, like, so racist.

University of Washington
Seattle, Washington

Overheard by: Jackie

Posted on September 3, 2010
Colleges & Universities, Gender issues, Race, Sorority types, Washington

Don't You Mean “Fabulous”?

Five-year-old boy to mom: Does it feel weird to have a vagina?
Mom: Well, I've had one my whole life, so it feels normal to me.
Five-year-old boy: I wish I knew what it felt like to have one!
Mom: I'm pretty sure you'll be a member of the LGBT community anyway, so maybe you'll find out.
Five-year-old boy: What's LGBT?
Mom: You'll find out soon enough, honey.
Five-year-old boy: That sounds really cool!

Roseville, California

Overheard by: Nature vs Nurture

Posted on August 5, 2010
California, Feelings, Gender issues, Kids, Moms, Parenting, Questions, Sexuality, Vagina, Weirdness, Wishes

Why I Stopped Hanging Out with Meatheads.

Straight guy: Why do gay men love boobs but hate vaginas?
Gay guy: Because boobs are pretty and vaginas look like a roast beef sandwich.
Drunk guy: I could so go for Arby's right now.

Huaraz
Peru

Overheard by: Nick

Posted on July 23, 2010
Beauty, Compare and contrast, Drunks, Food, Gender issues, Guys, Queers, Rack, South America, Vagina

And Landscaping

Attractive girl: Lesbians aren't there for your entertainment.
Young guy: Well, gays aren't there to be your shopping assistants, yet somehow you seem to have pulled that off. I figure we can do the same thing, except instead of shopping, it's sex.

Dallas, Texas

Overheard by: veryinterestedin this plan

Posted on July 9, 2010
Gender issues, Girls, Guys, Sex, Sexuality, Shopping, Texas

Gender issues