If They’ve Been Naughty, Santa Brings Them Small Penises.

Female college student: Do boys still really have cooties at thirteen?
Male college student: Nope. That’s when they get penises.

Tempe, Arizona

Overheard by: Meghan

Posted on November 14, 2014
Age and ageing, Arizona, Compare and contrast, Default, Friends, Gender issues, Girls, Guys, Health & Hygiene, Kids, Penis, Sexuality, Students, Yeahhh, college!

Also, He Supports Breast Cancer Research

Lady: Oh, how cute is she?!
Woman with kid: Actually, it’s a he.
Lady: Well, why is he wearing a pink hat?
Woman with kid: Because he’s gay!

Sweden
http://www.tjuvlyssnat.se/mellersta-sverige/%e2%80%9dhan-vill-inte-leka-kurragomma-i-garderoben-langre%e2%80%9d

Overheard by: Lina

Posted on December 1, 2013
Compliments, Gender issues, Kids, Moms, Sweden, Women

Lucy’s a Frog

Six-year-old: You know my friend, Lucy? Well, before she was a girl she was a boy.
Mom: What? That’s not possible. You can’t change from being a girl to being a boy.
Six-year-old: But Lucy did.
Mom: No, she didn’t. Why are you saying this?
Six-year-old: She did! She was a boy and now she’s a girl! She told me!
Mom: She’s lying. It doesn’t happen that way.
Six-year-old: But she did! You don’t know anything! She was a boy and now she’s a girl!

Sydney
Australia

Overheard by: just over the fence

Posted on November 13, 2013
Australia, Gender issues, Kids, Moms

Doesn't That Make Me More Of a Lady?

Sewing machine shop customer #1: How often should I get my machine serviced?
Sewing machine shop customer #2: Gosh, I've never had my machine serviced!
Sewing machine shop owner: You are not a lady!

http://www.violaraptor.co.uk/2011/06/quotebook-january-may-2011/

Overheard by: Raptor

Posted on July 2, 2011
Customers, Euphemisms, Gender issues, Other sites, Questions

And I'm Allergic to Flannel.

Anime-loving teenager on cell: So it's like I'm a lesbian in a man's body. Except I like boys.

CTrain
Calgary
Canadia

Posted on February 11, 2011
Canadia, Gender issues, On the phone, Sexuality, Teens, Weirdness

From My Big Book Of Things to Say Before Bursting Into Tears

Girl on phone: But I don't have a mustache…

Colorado State University

Posted on January 25, 2011
Beauty, Body parts, Character, Colorado, Gender issues, On the phone

When You Built Me That Bird-Feeder from Scratch

Sixteen-year-old blonde goth: I think I want to be a lesbian.
Teenage friend: I thought you were one.

Salem, Oregon

Overheard by: Geneva

Posted on December 7, 2010
Bringing it back to you, Gender issues, Goths, Oregon, Sexuality, Teens, Wishes

When a Marriage Unravels, Both Spouses Know

Girl: I had a dream you died, and I woke up crying.
Guy: I woke up screaming, but that's because I dreamed I was being chased by aliens.

Bellingham, Washington

Posted on November 20, 2010
Couples, Gender issues, Relationships, Threats, Washington

Then She Turned Him Gay With Her Womanliness

Female professor: She was a lesbian…
Male student: Yeah, she was.
Female professor: But he turned her straight with his manliness…
Male student: Yeah, he did.

Appalachian State University
Boone, North Carolina

Posted on September 19, 2010
Colleges & Universities, Gender issues, North Carolina, Sexuality, Students, Teachers, Weirdness

Always Making Generalizations About Particular Groups

College chick: Oh my god! Girls are, like, so racist.

University of Washington
Seattle, Washington

Overheard by: Jackie

Posted on September 3, 2010
Colleges & Universities, Gender issues, Race, Sorority types, Washington

Gender issues