Short skinny emo girl: I'm half gay.
Preppy dude walking by: There is so much to say there, so much to say.
Natick, Massachusetts
Overheard by: Un-gay friend.
Short skinny emo girl: I'm half gay.
Preppy dude walking by: There is so much to say there, so much to say.
Natick, Massachusetts
Overheard by: Un-gay friend.
Dude carrying Subway sandwich: My ass? No, I wouldn’t expect a girl to be looking at my ass.
Chick carrying Subway sandwich: Oh yeah. Women will look at your ass. But they can’t check out the other thing.
Dude: Well, under certain circumstances . . .
Chick: No, there’s nothing equivalent. There’s no cleavage shot.
Dude: A girl slapped my ass at the gym the other day.
Chick: Oh yeah. That’s right. I have slapped lots of asses.
Howard and New Montgomery
San Francisco, California
Overheard by: Cleavage Shots All Around!
Chick: If I were a lesbian, I'd be really good at it.
Campsite, Southern Utah
Overheard by: Lauren
Blonde: … And then there was, like, this penis all up in my face, and I was like, ‘But I thought you were a girl…’
Montclair State University
New Jersey
Overheard by: Anna
Woman to friend: I don't know what her gender or sexuality is. I just can't believe she'd do that to me.
San Francisco, California
Overheard by: Freda
Young man: Female curling is awesome to watch with your eyes closed.
Hoover, Alabama
Overheard by: tony jones
Old man to group of kids: And then it turned into a he-she! (kids gasp)
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
Overheard by: paulyy
Female college student: Do boys still really have cooties at thirteen?
Male college student: Nope. That’s when they get penises.
Tempe, Arizona
Overheard by: Meghan
Lady: Oh, how cute is she?!
Woman with kid: Actually, it’s a he.
Lady: Well, why is he wearing a pink hat?
Woman with kid: Because he’s gay!
Sweden
http://www.tjuvlyssnat.se/mellersta-sverige/%e2%80%9dhan-vill-inte-leka-kurragomma-i-garderoben-langre%e2%80%9d
Overheard by: Lina
Six-year-old: You know my friend, Lucy? Well, before she was a girl she was a boy.
Mom: What? That’s not possible. You can’t change from being a girl to being a boy.
Six-year-old: But Lucy did.
Mom: No, she didn’t. Why are you saying this?
Six-year-old: She did! She was a boy and now she’s a girl! She told me!
Mom: She’s lying. It doesn’t happen that way.
Six-year-old: But she did! You don’t know anything! She was a boy and now she’s a girl!
Sydney
Australia
Overheard by: just over the fence
