Does That Sound Dirty to Anyone Else?

Teen boy to friends: Wait, how the hell did we start talking about the Swedish mafia?
Teen girl three tables away, leaping out of seat very excitedly: I want a Swedish muffin!

Cafeteria, Corona del Sol High School
Chandler, Arizona

Posted on June 5, 2009
Arizona, Compare and contrast, Default, Food, Geography, Girls, Guys, Offers and requests, Questions, School [Elem., Middle, & High], Teens

Your Editors Are Baffled, but Amused

Girl #1: I wish there were swing sets at college.
Girl #2: I know. Spain better have swing sets.
Girl #1: For when you're abroad?
Girl #2: No, just in general.

Claremont, California

Overheard by: swinging

Posted on May 26, 2009
California, Default, Education, Geography, Girls, Offers and requests, Questions, Wishes

Tell Me You Didn't Get It Just to Use That Line?

Girl: Yeah, my husband's in Iraq. And I just got a boob job! How do you like my rack?

High School Reunion
Michigan

Posted on May 2, 2009
Body parts, Default, Geography, Girls, Michigan, Questions, Relationships, School [Elem., Middle, & High]

…That I Dipped in Cat-Food.

Teen girl #1 to friend: Ew, your breath smells like fish!
Teen girl #2: It's 'cause of the Swedish fish.

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Posted on April 28, 2009
Animals, Compare and contrast, Default, Geography, Girls, Pennsylvania, Teens

He's Really More Of a Northerner

Crazy man #1: Are you from Mexico or Switzerland?
Crazy man #2: I am from Georgia! From the mountains.
Crazy man #1: North Georgia?
Crazy man #2: No, the mountains.
Crazy man #1: Are you friends with Santa Claus?
Crazy man #2: No, me and Santa don't get along.

Marta Train
Atlanta, Georgia

Overheard by: Jessica

Posted on April 27, 2009
Crazies, Default, Geography, Georgia, Guys, Questions, Santa Claus, Train, US Geography

The Yankee Candle Scent That Never Made It to Shelves

Kid on bus: Ew! What's that smell?
Teacher: That's New Jersey.

School Bus
New Jersey

Overheard by: this guy

Posted on April 19, 2009
Bus, Default, Geography, Kids, New Jersey, Questions, Sensory experiences, Students, Teachers

Ask a Monumentally-Retarded Question…

College student: Where do babies come from?
Professor: Well, one of mine came from a test tube, one came from China, and two of them came from a crazy woman. Any more questions?

UMW
Fredericksburg, Virginia

Posted on April 17, 2009
Colleges & Universities, Default, Family ties, Geography, Questions, Students, Teachers, Virginia

Isn't This Guy a Character on The Real World?

Ripped gym guy #1: This Jamaican guy showed me an ab exercise yesterday…it will kill you!
Ripped gym guy #2: (stares blankly, no reaction)
Ripped gym guy #1, louder: It will kill you! It will kill! You!!

Gym
Los Angeles, California

Overheard by: wow, really?

Posted on April 13, 2009
California, Death & dying, Default, Geography, Guys, Gym rats, Health & Hygiene, Violence

I'll Wear the Inevitable Gonorrhea with Pride

Plain girl: He's in a band and he lives in New York. What else is there to talk about?

Farmers Market
Los Angeles, California

Posted on April 10, 2009
California, Default, Geography, Girls, Gossip, Questions, Stores

You Can See They Have Separate but Equal Cages

Zookeeper: We have three types of penguins: Humboldt, Emperor, and Macaroni.
Small child watching zookeeper: Are there African American penguins?
Zookeeper, clearly flustered: Er…well…there are penguins from many countries and continents…

Milwaukee County Zoo
Wisconsin

Overheard by: Not a penguin racist

Posted on April 2, 2009
Birds, Default, Employees, Geography, Kids, Questions, Race, Tourist attractions, Wisconsin

Geography

The Yankee Candle Scent That Never Made It to Shelves