This Is the Same Girl Who Checks Out the Basement in Horror Movies

Crying girl to boyfriend: But I love you! You love me!
Boyfriend: Listen very carefully to me. I fucked her. You shouldn't have been a bitch to me about your friends. Now you can get over this and stop being a bitch and we can go get dinner and ice cream and then go home and fuck like sexy little drunk bunnies, or you can keep it up and find yourself without a boyfriend. Your call. Move on and be in love with me, or be a bitch and get dumped.
Girlfriend, still crying: I'm sorry.
Boyfriend: I know. It's okay.

Atlanta, Georgia

Posted on October 18, 2008
Advice, Couples, Default, Feelings, Georgia, Girls, Guys, Infidelity, Insults, Relationships, Sex

The Training Begins in the Womb

Drunk guy: Excuse me assholes, pregnant woman coming through.
Drunk pregnant wife: I fell down the stairs yesterday, my baby is like one of the warriors from 300.

Atlanta, Georgia

Overheard by: MN

Posted on October 15, 2008
Couples, Default, Drunks, Georgia, Guys, Insults, Movies, Preggers, Pregnancy, Weirdness, Women

Oh, the Hora! The Hora!

Queer #1: I remember you! Are you Jewish?
Queer #2: No! I'm from Charleston!

Gay Strip Club
Atlanta, Georgia

Overheard by: Oh, thank god!

Posted on September 27, 2008
Bars & Clubs, Default, Geography, Georgia, Queers, Questions, Religion, Weirdness

All the Other Times I Didn't Need the Vodka

Hipster girl: I wasn't invited to the wedding but maybe I'll go anyway. I could be your date. Who knows, maybe you'll even score.
Guy: Shit, all I have to do is give you two vodka sodas and point you to a pool and I'll score. Easy.
Hipster girl: One time that happened. One time.

Marta Train
Atlanta, Georgia

Posted on September 20, 2008
Default, Drinking & drunks, Georgia, Girls, Guys, Hipsters, Relationships, Sexuality, Train

Puberty Should Be Fun

Precocious five-year-old girl: Lipstick! Lipstick! I want lipstick!
Harried mother: Okay, fine, you can pick out one lip gloss. But your father will get really mad if he finds out, because he says…
Precocious five-year-old girl: I know, he says, “we shouldn't waste money, blah blah blah…”

Target Cosmetics Section
Atlanta, Georgia

Overheard by: Becca

Posted on September 20, 2008
Default, Fashion, Georgia, Girls, Kids, Malls, Moms, Money, Parenting, Wishes

He's Like, “Could You Point That Shotgun Away from Me?”

Man on cell: So I told the guy, “Your current girlfriend is my wife.”

Mall
Savannah, Georgia

Posted on September 7, 2008
Default, Georgia, Guys, Infidelity, Malls, On the phone, Relationships

And I Speak From Experience

Guy: I wonder why they don't make “ribbed for her pleasure” Magnums.
Girl: Because if your shit's that big to need a Magnum, it's already her pleasure.

CVS
Atlanta, Georgia

Posted on August 30, 2008
Condoms, Default, Georgia, Girls, Guys, Penis, Stores