Musical Chairs?

Guy: It's all just an elaborate excuse to teabag someone!

Sandy Springs, Georgia

Posted on May 20, 2009
Balls, Default, Georgia, Guys, Weirdness, Words

He's Really More Of a Northerner

Crazy man #1: Are you from Mexico or Switzerland?
Crazy man #2: I am from Georgia! From the mountains.
Crazy man #1: North Georgia?
Crazy man #2: No, the mountains.
Crazy man #1: Are you friends with Santa Claus?
Crazy man #2: No, me and Santa don't get along.

Marta Train
Atlanta, Georgia

Overheard by: Jessica

Posted on April 27, 2009
Crazies, Default, Geography, Georgia, Guys, Questions, Santa Claus, Train, US Geography

Molly Ringwald Was the Mandy Moore Of Her Day

Hipster girl to friend, looking at DVDs: Hey, you know my friend Stephanie, whose boyfriend I made out with, Corey? His favorite movie was A Walk to Remember. He admitted it and everything.
Hipster friend, touching hipster friend's head: You have a really soft scalp.
Hipster girl: That means I'll never lose my hair. Oh! The Breakfast Club!

Edgewood Target
Atlanta, Georgia

Overheard by: I didn't make out with him

Posted on April 3, 2009
Body parts, Default, Friends, Georgia, Girls, Hair, Hipsters, Movies, Questions, Relationships

How The Wizard Of Oz Became a Navy Training Film: Explained

Midshipman: It's midgets, sir.
Skeptical lieutenant: Is it like albino midgets or something?
Midshipman: No, sir, regular midgets.
Skeptical lieutenant: Oh well…okay, then.

NROTC Classroom
Atlanta, Georgia

Posted on April 3, 2009
Class, Compare and contrast, Default, Georgia, Guys, Questions, Words

And We Hope Our Passengers in First Class Enjoy the Foxy Boxing

Flight attendant: Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen, welcome aboard flight 1751 to Raleigh-Durham. My name is John and I am your head flight attendant today. I will be assisted by my lovely fiancee Sarah and my ex-wife Jill. It may be a little awkward but we hope you have a pleasant flight.

Runway
Atlanta, Georgia

Posted on March 18, 2009
Default, Flight attendants, Georgia, Guys, Names, Plane, Public transportation, Relationships, Weirdness

Every Day's Another Annoying Gift

Bitchy student: So, are you still married?
Innocent victim: Yeah. Yeah I am!
Bitchy student: Uh huh. And just how long do you think that will last??

Kennesaw State University
Georgia

Posted on February 16, 2009
Colleges & Universities, Default, Georgia, Questions, Relationships, Students, Weirdness

It's Like a Headline Writer's Wet Dream

College guy: This must be a joke. We live in a city called “Cumming,” we have a store called “BJ's,” and a store called “Dick's,” and a “Siemens” water tower.

Cumming, Georgia

Posted on January 29, 2009
BJs, Cum, Default, Georgia, Guys, Penis, Students, Words

I Always Expect It to Be More Fun Than It Actually Is

Girl to friends: I've got visions of blowjobs dancing in my head!

Atlanta, Georgia

Overheard by: Holly

Posted on January 25, 2009
Body parts, Dancing, Default, Feelings, Georgia, Girls, Sex

Along With “Old Too Soon” and “Smart Too Late”

Decked-out tarot card reader, eyes closed, acting all mystical: I'm getting the feeling of a friend, a female presence that seems to be around you quite often. I get this feeling, this strong feeling, that she tries to help you in certain ways but her help isn't the good kind. For some reason, a phrase keeps popping in my head. This one phrase.
Drunk seated hipster girl: What is it?
Tarot card reader: The words (dramatic pause) “party too hard.”

Alcove Gallery
Atlanta, Georgia

Posted on January 5, 2009
Body parts, Counselors, Default, Drunks, Feelings, Georgia, Girls, Hipsters, Questions

As Demonstrated in The Rise and Rise Of the Roman Empire

Mom with two kids getting on escalator: Tommy, do you know what this is called? This is an escalator.
Tommy: Escalator.
Mom: Do you know what the opposite of “escalate” is?
(Tommy remains silent)
Mom: Elevate!

Airport
Atlanta, Georgia

Posted on December 9, 2008
Airports & flights, Compare and contrast, Default, Georgia, Guys, Kids, Moms, Questions, Words