The Planner Inadvertantly Ordered from “Babes ‘R’ Us”

Girl: Wait, they had strippers at the baby shower?!

University of South Florida
Tampa, Florida

Posted on February 20, 2016
Florida, Girls, Questions

They're Always Handy When You Can't Find a Bottle Opener

Girl: So what do you think about Daniel getting a makeover, Patrick?
Guy: I dig razor-sharp nipples.

Salt Lake City, Utah

Overheard by: Ben

Posted on February 20, 2016
Default, Feelings, Girls, Guys, Nipples, Questions, Utah

That's True Of Any Cop, Though.

Boy: I should be a rent-a-cop.
Girl #1, laughing: You'd be the least believable rent-a-cop ever.
Girl #2: Yeah, they might mistake you for a gay stripper.

Tempe, Arizona

Posted on February 18, 2016
Arizona, Compare and contrast, Crimes, Girls, Guys, Jobs & Careers, Sex, Sexuality

And I've Been Looking to Trade Up

Skanky 20-something girl: So the crack dealer who beat me up in the third grade keeps asking me for my number.

Alterra Coffee
Milwaukee, Wisconsin

Posted on February 17, 2016
Default, Drugs, Girls, Offers and requests, Restaurants, Weirdness, Wisconsin

No Wonder I Keep Passing Out!

Girl in bathroom stall #1: I have really exciting news!
Girl in bathroom stall #2: You just saved a bunch of money on your car insurance?
Girl in bathroom stall #1: No. When I bought these pants they fit, and now they are too big! I've been trying to lose some weight.
Girl in bathroom stall #2: That's great! What size are they?
Girl in bathroom stall #1: Ummm… 25s.
Girl in bathroom stall #2: That's like a size zero. Why are you trying to lose weight?
Girl in bathroom stall #1: Oh, is that too small or something?

Restaurant Bathroom
Boston, Massachusetts

Posted on February 16, 2016
Anorexics, Clothes, Clothing, Diet & weight, Girls, Massachusetts, Money, Questions, Restroom

Bottom Line: We're Having Six More Weeks of Winter

Girl to friends trying to eat lunch: And then all of a sudden his penis started groundhoging!
Friends: (blank stare)

Franklin Dining Hall, UMass
Amherst, Massachusetts

Overheard by: Cate

Posted on February 16, 2016
Animals, Colleges & Universities, Default, Girls, Massachusetts, Penis, Sexuality, Weirdness, Words

Is That What Jesus Would Do?

Catholic school girl #1: (sings “Total Eclipse of the Heart”)
Catholic school girl #2: Stop it. I swear to god, I will shank you.

Baton Rouge, Louisiana

Overheard by: Adelaie

Posted on February 15, 2016
Default, Girls, God, Louisiana, Music, Offers and requests, Students, Threats

But I Can Always Use an Extra Set Of Eyes

Teen girl #1, drawing faces on napkins with sharpies: Look! I named this one Mr Toastpuff!
Teen girl #2: Wonderful.
Teen girl #1: He's my best friend!
Teen girl #2: You replaced me with a napkin?
Teen girl #1: Well, you replaced me with a potato!
Teen girl #2: True…

Birmingham, Alabama

Posted on February 14, 2016
Alabama, Food, Girls, Names, Questions, Relationships, Teens

Just Don't Let Me Come Home Without Them This Time

Hot girl #1: Have you decided what you're wearing tonight?
Hot girl #2: Pants.

Concord Pike
Wilminton, Delaware

Posted on February 14, 2016
Clothes, Default, Delaware, Girls, Questions, Undies

But How Do You Feel About It?

Gossip girl #1: Oh my god! Did I tell you that I got accepted for my exchange to Paris next year? I'm going second semester.
Gossip girl #2: Oh my god! That's amazing!
Gossip girl #1: Yeah, I'm really excited.
Gossip girl #2: That's so exciting!
Gossip girl #1: Yeah, it's gonna be amazing.
Gossip girl #2: That is so amazing.
Gossip girl #1: Yeah, I'm super excited!
Gossip girl #2: That is just so exciting!

VIA Train
Montreal to Toronto

Overheard by: The zoe

Posted on February 14, 2016
Canadia, Default, Education, Feelings, Geography, Girls, Questions, Train, Words

Girls