I Promised My Mom

Girl with friends walking by my door: No, no… sixteen! Sixteen is the age to get pregnant.

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Overheard by: Did I miss something?

Posted on October 1, 2009
Advice, Age and ageing, Friends, Girls, Overheard in Minneapolis, Pregnancy, Stupidity

Meet Debate Club Barbie

Idiot girl #1: Well, like, Brad is like one of your favorite toys, so you wanna play with him a lot. But Adam is like your most favorite toy, so you wanna play with him all the time! So when Ashley wants to play with him you're all, “Bitch, drop it!”
Idiot girl #2: That is the best analogy.

Guelph
Canadia

Posted on September 30, 2009
Canadia, Compare and contrast, Girls, Idiots, Insults, Stupidity, Toys, Wishes

Your Editors All Have Bulletproof Alibis

High school girl: There was way too much drama in sixth grade. All my friends were always talking about how their boyfriends knocked someone up. I'm like, “you're twelve years old! Get over it!”

Greenbelt, Maryland

Posted on September 30, 2009
Age and ageing, Education, Girls, Maryland, Pregnancy, Relationships, Students, Weirdness

Is That What This Is?

Male patron, hitting on girl at bar: Not gonna lie, when I get drunk, I get charming.

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Overheard by: friends of both

Posted on September 28, 2009
Bosses, Bragging, Drinking & drunks, Girls, Lies, Overheard in Minneapolis

Happened to the Cro-Magnons All the Time

Drunk girl, very concerned: He's totally going to get fucked in the A! And he has scoliosis, so he's always bent over, so he's definitely going to get fucked in the A!

Macalester College
St. Paul, Minnesota