Or Clean Up the Blood Again

Girl #1: So my mom is getting married to that guy she met on the internet.
Girl #2: Internet? He might be a serial killer!
Girl #1: Yeah, but she lives in Florida, so at least I don't have to hear about it.

Bathrooms
Cinema, Illinois

Posted on October 8, 2009
Family ties, Girls, Illinois, Internet, Murder, Parenting, Relationships, Restroom

Stop Eating Those Cheetos!

Girl in puffy pink coat: I went to Jared's yesterday and I was all like, “you're a jerk.” Know what I mean?
Girl in puffy white coat: I dunno. My nails are orange.

Illinois institute

Overheard by: abbie

Posted on October 7, 2009
Body parts, Colleges & Universities, Girls, Illinois, Insults, Stupidity

…You and I Are, Like, Soulmates!

Dopey girl #1: Have you seen the movie Sweet Sixteen? I mean, Sixteen Candles?
Dopey girl #2: Yeah!
Dopey girl #1: Yeah! Oh my god!

High School
La Jolla, California

Overheard by: God

Posted on October 7, 2009
California, Girls, Idiots, Movies, Names, Questions, School [Elem., Middle, & High], Stupidity

Or Jail, Yeah

Teenage girl #1: Anyway, I just need to talk to him.
Teenage girl #2: Mmm-hmm.
Teenage girl #1: But I barely ever see him!
Teenage girl #2: Yeah.
Teenage girl #1: I have to meet him in a mutual place, y'know?
Teenage girl #2: …like a box?

Perth
Australia

Posted on October 6, 2009
Australia, Girls, Questions, Relationships, Teens, Weirdness

What's More Natural Than Fondling a Relative's Artificial Breast?

Daughter in dressing room: Go ahead, feel them!
Mom in dressing room: No!
Daughter: Really, the point is to feel how natural they feel! I'm going to want to feel yours when you get them.

York, Pennsylvania

Overheard by: Kendal

Posted on October 5, 2009
Family ties, Girls, Health & Hygiene, Moms, Parenting, Pennsylvania, Rack, Wishes

Like “Dragon” or “Compassionate Conservative”

20-something American guy: Hermaphrodites are real?
20-something American girl: Well, what did you think they were?
20-something American guy: I thought they were a made-up word, like “unicorn” or something.

Bar
Munich
Germany

Posted on October 4, 2009
Bars & Clubs, Foreigners, Germany, Girls, Guys, Questions, Sexuality, Stupidity, Words

But When We Say That About Canadians, We Get Angry Letters

Girl #1: Hey, you smell great!
Girl #2: Really?
Girl #1: Yeah, you smell like that nice soap.
Girl #2: I don't use soap.

Toronto
Canadia

Overheard by: Justin

Posted on October 3, 2009
Canadia, Cleanliness, Compliments, Girls, Health & Hygiene, Sensory experiences

…After You Told Me If We Don't Have Sex, the Terrorists Win.

20-something gal: Can you believe September 11th was eight years ago?
20-something guy: Really? That long? Yeah, I guess it's true.
20-something gal: A lot's changed since then. We've both lost our virginity.

Manhattan, New York

Overheard by: Will S.