We Predict the Expression “Fantasy Bar” Will Soon Sweep the Nation

Teen girl eating Fantasy Bar brownie: You want some of my Fantasy Bar?
Male friend, suddenly paying attention: What? Heck yes, it's about time!

Union Station
Washington, DC

Posted on June 9, 2009
Default, Food, Friends, Girls, Guys, Offers and requests, Public transportation, Questions, Teens, Washington, DC

You've All Signed Your Liability Waivers, Right?

Professor: Are there any questions before we begin the final?
Girl: Can we tear pages out of the exam?
Professor: Yes, we have the technology to reassemble it. (waves stapler around)

Managerial Accounting Class
Santa Barbara, California

Overheard by: Ariel

Posted on June 7, 2009
California, Class, Default, Education, Girls, Questions, Students, Teachers, Technology

Re-Enacting the Last Supper with Milk Just Wasn't As Fun

Girl #1: Wanna go to bible study with me tonight? It's really fun! It's gonna be at Stubbs and there'll be free bbq.
Girl #2: You're having bible study at a bar?

University of Texas at Austin

Overheard by: Nicole

Posted on June 7, 2009
Christianity, Colleges & Universities, Compare and contrast, Default, Food, Girls, Offers and requests, Questions, Texas

We're All Sick Of Hearing You Say That, Holden.

Blonde: I don't ever want to be a baby thrower, but I can't wait to be a baby catcher!

Milwaukee, Wisconsin

Posted on June 6, 2009
Compare and contrast, Default, Girls, Weirdness, Wisconsin, Words

Nothing Reaffirms My Masculinity Better Than Tasting the Rainbow.

Angry male: You don't have a couch! Where are the boyfriends and husbands supposed to think?
Tiny shop assistant #1: I really don't know.
Tiny shop assistant #2: Well, we don't have a couch. But we do have Skittles!
Angry male: That will suffice.

Supre Store
Australia

Posted on June 6, 2009
Australia, Candy, Compare and contrast, Default, Employees, Girls, Gripes, Guys, Questions, Stores

Does That Sound Dirty to Anyone Else?

Teen boy to friends: Wait, how the hell did we start talking about the Swedish mafia?
Teen girl three tables away, leaping out of seat very excitedly: I want a Swedish muffin!

Cafeteria, Corona del Sol High School
Chandler, Arizona

Posted on June 5, 2009
Arizona, Compare and contrast, Default, Food, Geography, Girls, Guys, Offers and requests, Questions, School [Elem., Middle, & High], Teens

Makes You Want to Roll Around in Her, Huh?

Cute girl: This lotion is great! I actually have it on now, and keep smelling myself!
Teen boy, dragged in by his mother: Really? Can I smell you?
Cute girl: Sure! Smell me!
Teen boy: Wow, you do smell great! Mom, smell her!

Soap Store
New York City, New York

Posted on June 4, 2009
Default, Family ties, Girls, Guys, New York, Offers and requests, Questions, Sensory experiences, Stores, Teens

Anyone Else Find This Lady Frightening?

Short girl hugging friend: Let's make CocoRosie jokes and spoon.

Basketball Game
Chestnut Hill, Massachusetts

Overheard by: sounds pretty nice to me

Posted on June 3, 2009
Default, Girls, Massachusetts, Music, Offers and requests, Relationships

Like, in Which Of the Boroughs?

Blonde bimbo: So what part of New York are you from?
Brunette: Manhattan.
Blonde bimbo: Like where is that in New York?

Maine

Posted on June 2, 2009
Default, Girls, Maine, Questions, Stupidity, US Geography

Hey, What Are Frenemies For?

Girl #1: It's like putting a band-aid on when you need stitches.
Girl #2: Oh, thats a good one.
Girl #3: Yeah, and then the band-aid falls off and it gets infected.
Girl #1: And then you get gangrene and you leg falls off.
Girl #3: Only we could be trying to be supportive and morbid at the same time…

Belleville, Pennsylvania

Posted on June 2, 2009
Body parts, Compare and contrast, Default, Girls, Maladies, Pennsylvania

Girls

Anyone Else Find This Lady Frightening?