…And Scuttling Away, Like a Hermit Crab.

Female shopper, surveying bathing suits: The crotch in this looks a little, uh…narrow. Tiny, actually. I feel like it doesn't provide full coverage.
Sales girl: I know. It's sort of the style now, though.
Female shopper: What do you mean, “style”? My labia showing?
Other shopper, walking up: Yeah, I agree. I don't want my vagina suddenly falling out at the beach.

American Apparel, Capitol Hill
Seattle, Washington

Overheard by: Celessa

Posted on April 1, 2009
Clothes, Compare and contrast, Customers, Default, Employees, Fashion, Feelings, Girls, Questions, Stores, Vagina, Washington, Words

You're Really Cute, Wendy, but You're a Fucking Sociopath

Girl #1: So last week, I went to find my cat…and I found her dead on the side of the porch.
Girl #2: (unphased)
Girl #1: And then, I went into the backyard to feed my dog…and I found him dead on the side of the house!
Girl #2: (starts laughing uncontrollably)

Escondido
San Diego, Calfornia

Overheard by: see-are-uh

Posted on March 30, 2009
Animals, California, Death & dying, Default, Girls, Weirdness

I'm a Bit Worried About Our “White Power” T-Shirts

Girl #1, looking at group of guys hanging out on the corner: They look like skinheads!
Girl #2: They're black.

Claremont, California

Posted on March 29, 2009
California, Compare and contrast, Default, Girls, Race, Words

What Else Is There to Do in Des Moines When It's Dark?

Girl #1: So Gabby's RA was telling her that someone shat on the carpet in the hallway the other night.
Girl #2: Wait, were they drunk or something?
Girl #1: I would think so. It was nighttime.

Drake University
Des Moines, Iowa

Posted on March 27, 2009
Colleges & Universities, Default, Drinking & drunks, Girls, Iowa, Poop, Questions

It's Time My Penis Had a Break

Very drunk girl: I'm going to go pee with my vagina.

Venice, Florida

Posted on March 26, 2009
Default, Drinking & drunks, Drunks, Florida, Girls, Pee, Vagina, Weirdness

Are They Telling You the Future?

Male professor: Can you see my nipples through this shirt?
Female professor: Yes!
Male professor: That is neat.

Oaxaca
Mexico

Overheard by: entiendo

Posted on March 25, 2009
Default, Girls, Guys, Nipples, North America, Questions, Teachers, Words

And, in an Unrelated Coincidence, No One's Asked Me.

Chick: Lately I've been hypersensitive to other people's energies. Anyway, that's why I haven't been out much lately.

Mate Factor
Manitou, Colorado

Posted on March 24, 2009
Colorado, Compare and contrast, Default, Girls, Sensory experiences, Weirdness

…After Taking Me to the Movies.

Hot girl to random girl: Have you read or seen He's Not That Into You?
Random girl, to uninterested guy: No.
Hot girl: Well, I highly recommend you read it!

Orlando, Florida

Overheard by: he really wasn't

Posted on March 24, 2009
Advice, Books, Default, Florida, Girls, Movies, Questions

Wouldn't the Dragon Own You?

Girl on bus: I've always wanted to ride a motorcycle.
Guy on bus: Yeah, I don't have one but I'm pretty good at driving them.
Girl: Oh, I don't want to own one, just ride one.
Guy: Yeah, that's how I feel about dragons.

Auburn, Alabama

Posted on March 24, 2009
Alabama, Animals, Bus, Default, Girls, Guys, Weirdness, Wishes

They're a Bit Behind the Curve

Girl shouting across room to guy at soda fountain: Hey Doug*! Hey, Doug! Come over there, they want to hear your song about buttsex!

Montevallo, Alabama

Posted on March 23, 2009
Alabama, Ass, Default, Girls, Offers and requests, Sex

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