An Unexpected Artifact Of Our Romantic Interlude

Girl #1: My uterus! Oh god, my uterus!
Girl #2: My god, the raptor is going into my uterus.

Dining Commons, UMass
Amherst, Massachusetts

Overheard by: Beth

Posted on July 10, 2022
Body parts, Colleges & Universities, Default, Fears, Girls, Massachusetts, Weirdness

If “Swaziland” Is Already Taken

Girl, looking at bag of coffee: Tan-zay-nee-uh. Hey, I didn't know that was a country!
(friends laugh)
Girl: That's a pretty name, I'm going to name my daughter that!

Starbucks
Manhattan, New York

Posted on July 10, 2022
Bars & Clubs, Geography, Girls, Names, New York, Stupidity

Breaking Up Is Hard to Do

Spoiled overtanned blonde: Oh my god, my ex just texted me to go fucking die. How do you spell “psycho?”

Philadelphia, Pennsyvania

Posted on July 9, 2022
Default, Girls, Insults, Pennsylvania, Questions, Stupidity, Words

I Think Your Wife's Getting Tired of Serving Me Tea

Girl on phone: Yes, I know you love me, but I'm not going to keep coming to the house you share with your wife to give you blowjobs whenever you want! (pause) You need to find somewhere else for us to do it.

London
England

Posted on July 8, 2022
BJs, Default, England, Feelings, Girls, Infidelity, On the phone, Weirdness

Kindly Explain Further.

Girl: My aunt’s a kindergarten teacher, so she knows a lot of non-fags.

Wellesley College
Wellesley, Massachusetts

Posted on July 8, 2022
Default, Family ties, Girls, Massachusetts, Sexuality, Students

For Some Reason, Nobody Ever Listens to Cassandra

Loud girl on cell: Don't you think he might just be settling for you because he don't have no other choice? (pause) What I mean is, he's only marrying you because he can't find no one better? (pause) This is what I'm talkin' about. You don't know nothing. He don't want to marry you. He just is cause he ain't got nothing better to do. (pause) Yes, I am serious. Don't take that tone with me. I know what I'm talkin' about!

King of Prussia, Pennsylvania

Posted on July 6, 2022
Advice, Default, Girls, Pennsylvania, Questions, Relationships

But I'll Require More Staring Time Before We Go Eat

Guy: Man, look at this guy! It's weird how they keep the eyelashes and hair on to keep them semi-human. You can see everything!
Girl: Um, are all penises so big?
Guy: I think it's due to preserving process.
Girl: I'm hungy.

Body Worlds Exhibit
Baltimore, Maryland

Overheard by: 8lb Gem my ASS!!

Posted on July 6, 2022
Compare and contrast, Food, Girls, Guys, Hair, Maryland, Penis

For a Little Vienna Sausage

Teenage girl: It's like every time we get close he backs out. I can't help to think it has something to do with his penis size.
Friend: Next time just throw him over your shoulder and take him back to the cave.

Santee, California

Overheard by: Story of my life