Why Yeast Infections Exist: A Short Story.

Girl #1: Do you think I could wash my clothes with fabric softener? I don't have any detergent.
Girl #2: That should probably work.
(30 minutes later)
Girl #2: So, did it work?
Girl #1: Yeah… I think… they don't smell anymore, at least. Good enough, right?

Laundry Room, University of Alabama
Birmingham, Alabama

Overheard by: I don't think it is

Posted on February 18, 2022
Advice, Alabama, Cleanliness, Clothes, Colleges & Universities, Girls, Questions, Sensory experiences

Silly Girl, They're Staring at Your Breasts

Drunk guy #1 (looking at girl's patterned shirt): Woah, what is on your shirt? It's so confusing.
Girl: It's just a bunch of overlapping circles.
Drunk guy #1: It looks like never-ending sunsets!
Drunk guy #2: It looks like angry rainbows!

Chicago, Illinois

Overheard by: Claire

Posted on February 17, 2022
Clothes, Default, Drunks, Girls, Guys, Illinois, Questions, Stupidity

Who Doesn't Like Bill Murray?

Coworker at happy hour: It doesn't matter. I like food, I've got great boobs and people dig me.

Barristers Pub
St. Louis, Missouri

Overheard by: JD

Posted on February 16, 2022
Bars & Clubs, Coworkers, Default, Feelings, Food, Girls, Missouri, Nipples, Sexuality

You Are the Weakest Link. Goodbye.

Spanish teacher: And you really have to be careful what you eat, because they have a lot of E. Coli problems.
Teenage girl: E. Coli? Like in those commercials with the cough drops?
Spanish teacher: What?
Teenage girl: Y'know, like the “Eeee-coliiii…”

Jersey Shore High School
Pennsylvania

Overheard by: shana yo mamma

Posted on February 10, 2022
Advice, Default, Food, Girls, Pennsylvania, Pop culture, Questions, School [Elem., Middle, & High], Teachers, Teens

I'm Unfamiliar With That Game

Preschool boy: Can I play with you?
Preschool girl: Come near me and I'll stab you.

Playground
New South Wales
Australia

Overheard by: courtney

Posted on February 9, 2022
Australia, Default, Girls, Guys, Kids, Questions, Threats, Violence, Weirdness

According to a Priest and a Rabbi I Met in a Bar Once

Goth girl wearing blue beehive wig: So Morgan Freeman, a college professor, and a hot guy walk into a ska club.
Friend: And?
Goth girl: Oh, there's no punchline, that actually happened.

Denver, Colorado

Posted on February 4, 2022
About celebrities, Colorado, Default, Friends, Girls, Goths, Music, Weirdness

His Parents Say That About Any Place That's Not Alabama

3rd grade girl, about essay: I am writing about taking a vacation to heaven!
Teacher: Okay, but why don't you pick a place you can actually go on vacation? You can't really just visit heaven.
3rd grade boy: Yes you can! I went to heaven once to visit my aunt!

Auburn, Alabama

Posted on January 31, 2022
Alabama, Default, Education, Family ties, Girls, Kids, Questions, School [Elem., Middle, & High], Students, Teachers

Going for Drinks After Work Can Be a Minefield

Girl #1: Get your hand out of your crotch!
Girl #2: It's not in my crotch!
Girl #1: Yeah, well it's in my way!
Girl #2: (laughs)
Girl #1: No, no, no, no! Wait! No!

Boston, Massachusetts

Posted on January 30, 2022
Body parts, Girls, Massachusetts, Weirdness, Words

I Promise Not to Look at Joan Rivers from Now On

20-something guy: Why are you so concerned about this?
20-something girl: No, seriously. It will split your corneas in half.
20-something guy: Wow, I hadn't thought about that.

St. Paul, Minnesota

Posted on January 24, 2022
Body parts, Default, Fears, Feelings, Girls, Guys, Minnesota, Questions, Weirdness

Ironically, That's When I Realized We Were Lost.

Girl: So then she told me her sister decided to major in geography. I had to pull over to the side of the road because I was laughing so hard.

Massachusetts

Overheard by: English Major

Posted on January 23, 2022
Education, Family ties, Geography, Girls, Massachusetts

Girls