And Let’s Get Some Chewing Tobacco to Spit

Girl, to two guys smoking in a bar: Oh my gosh! Smoking? Gross! (walks away, disgusted)
Guy #1: You wanna follow her and smoke?
Guy #2: Hell yeah, I do.

Denver, Colorado

Posted on August 4, 2022
Colorado, Default, Girls, Guys, Offers and requests, Questions, Smoking, Wishes

I Guess We Could Try Smoking Them

Teen guy: Yeah, we got like, so wasted!
Teen girl #1: It was great, yeah. We got so high.
Teen girl #2: Where did you guys get the alcohol?
Teen girl #1: What?
Teen girl #2: If you guys were getting high, where did you get the alcohol?
Teen girl #1: That's drunk. You get high off weed.
Teen girl #2: Oh. Okay. Then, where'd you get that?
Teen guy: My sister. She's sixteen!
Teen girl #2: Can't you get high off books?
Teen guy: What?
Teen girl #2: Cause, can't, like…books get you high?
Teen girl #1: What?

Library
East Vancouver, BC
Canadia

Posted on August 3, 2022
Books, Canadia, Default, Drinking & drunks, Drugs, Girls, Guys, Questions, Stores, Teens, Weirdness

Now In Stores, Ghetto Booty Barbie

Girl: Everyone knows Barbie is disproportional. Look! She has no butt! And her waist is tiny.
[Pause.]Professor: I bet black Barbie has a big butt.

Los Angeles, California

Posted on July 29, 2022
Body parts, California, Compare and contrast, Girls, Insults, Race, Teachers

Yes. Yes I Have.

Girl #1: What are those dots underneath the sign?
Girl #2: You're so dumb, haven't you heard of language for the deaf?

Bus Station
Tønsberg
Norway

Overheard by: Håkon

Posted on July 21, 2022
Bus, Europe, Girls, Questions, Stupidity, Words

The Long-Awaited Follow-up to “My Humps”

Little girl #1 (holding a Patrick Star toy): Mommy, mommy! Can I get this?
Scary mom: No.
Little girl #1: Why?
Scary mom: Because last time we bought one of those was the day you had your seizure.
Little girl #1 (running around the store and flapping her arms): My seizure, my seizure!
Little girl #2 (also running and flapping): Your seizure, your seizure!

Kings Island, Ohio

Posted on July 20, 2022
Default, Girls, Health & Hygiene, Kids, Maladies, Moms, Offers and requests, Ohio, Questions, Weirdness

Also Why Ashley from Real Housewives Of New Jersey Has So Many Friends.

Prissy girl on phone: You have a stupid face. You have to be my friend.

Cardiff
Wales

Overheard by: Gordinho

Posted on July 18, 2022
Body parts, Comebacks, Girls, Insults, On the phone, Stupidity, UK

And You Thought Picking Up Girls at Funerals Was Bad

Girlfriend on packed, stopped train: I'm bored. Tell me a story.
Boyfriend: I remember the first time I saw you…you were crying…sitting outside the abortion clinic. I gave you my hankie.

Yellow Train
Washington, DC

Overheard by: entertained next to them

Posted on July 15, 2022
Abortion, Couples, Default, Feelings, Girls, Guys, Memory lane, Offers and requests, Relationships, Train, Washington, DC, Weirdness

By That Point, We Were Married with Three Kids.

Punk girl: So we started fucking on a regular basis, right? And then I realized that I may actually like the guy!

University Campus
Austin, Texas

Posted on July 12, 2022
Colleges & Universities, Compare and contrast, Default, Feelings, Girls, Punks, Questions, Sex, Texas

Potato, Potahto

Girl to pizza delivery guy: So that's a meat feast, a ham and pineapple, a chicken supreme, and a Margherita for Amy because she's a lesbian.
Amy: I'm a vegetarian!

Sheffield
England

Posted on July 12, 2022
Birds, Default, England, Food, Girls, Sexuality, Weirdness

The Casino?

Volleyball girl: How come you have a painting of a football helmet on the wall but nothing for us?
Athletic trainer: I don't know. Maybe I'll paint something for you guys.
Volleyball girl: Yeah! You should paint a whole mirage!

Gustavus Adolphus College
Minnesota

Posted on July 11, 2022
Gifts, Girls, Minnesota, Offers and requests, Questions, Teachers