She Was Actually Dead, So the Joke Was on Me

Guy #1: So how was work?
Guy #2: I didn't go.
Guy #1: Oh, take a day off, did you?
Guy #2: Well, I went to Erin*'s house to see if she wanted to talk to my boss about getting a job but she was still asleep, and she looked cute, so I joined her.
Guy #1: Good excuse.

Bayonne, New Jersey

Posted on June 28, 2011
Beauty, Guys, New Jersey, Questions, Relationships

The Make-a-Wish Foundation Refused to Honor Robert's Request

Guy: I wish I had some big ol' titties so I could whack you in the face with 'em.

http://overheardlines.blogspot.com/2008/10/guy-flirting-withattackingfantasizing.html

Overheard by: ladyoftheice

Posted on June 27, 2011
Guys, Overheard Lines, Rack, Violence

If Men Won't Be Men, Then Women Will

Emo boy to mother in women's clothing store: I'm more feminine than anyone in here!

Coffs Harbour
Australia

Posted on June 21, 2011
Australia, Bragging, Guys, Sexuality, Weirdness

Will You Put Your Hand Down My Pants?

Guy: I will get you anything you want, and I mean anything, if you walk back from lunch with your hand down my pants.
Girl: But we are already walking back from lunch, silly.
Guy: Starting now, if you walk back with your hands down my pants, I will get you anything.
Girl: Anything?

http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/422165183/ill-even-join-you-in-detention.html

Overheard by: really?

Posted on June 19, 2011
Girls, Guys, Offers and requests, Overheard in Minneapolis, Questions, Sex

The New Children's Book That's Sweeping the Nation

Young 20-some male to another: Any friend that tells you not to smoke crack isn't a friend.

Las Vegas, Nevada

Overheard by: Travis N.

Posted on June 11, 2011
Character, Drugs, Guys, Nevada, Philosophy

I Was Like, “You're Skirting the Issue Again, Mom.”

Boy: So I said, “No, I'm not gonna do that! I wanna go to science camp!” (unintelligible) So, then she threw down her skirt and ran away.

http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/434083376/a-truly-effective-way-to-say-no.html

Overheard by:

Posted on June 7, 2011
Clothes, Gossip, Guys, Overheard in Minneapolis, Science

…And Nobody Bakes Like the Jews, Am I Right, Avi?

Guy in leopard-print cowboy hat to woman holding homemade desserts and guy in yarmulke: I've been eating nothing but crap all week and every time I say I don't want to eat anymore! Someone put a brownie in front of me!

Chicago, Illinois

Overheard by: Burbgirl

Posted on June 4, 2011
Food, Gripes, Guys, Illinois, Offers and requests

Instead Of Silently Filming It, Like I Do Currently.

Guy to friend talking during movie: Dude, shut the fuck up! I'm gonna walk in while you're having sex and go, “aw, look, she's moaning!”

overheardattcnj.blogspot.com

Overheard by: Overheard at TCNJ

Posted on May 31, 2011
Feelings, Guys, Other sites, Sex, Threats

Little Lady Gaga Ended Up Proving Them Both Wrong.

Concerned mom: She's either going to grow up to be an assassin or a serial killer.
Concerned guy: What are the parents like?
Concerned mom: Quiet and normal.
Concerned guy: They always are.

Raleigh, North Carolina

Posted on May 26, 2011
Character, Gossip, Guys, Moms, North Carolina, Questions

I'd Try Men If I Could Find One to Clean Up After Me

Man #1: How you been?
Man #2: Pretty good.
Man #1: How's your wife?
Man #2: Aggravating.

Church
Thibodaux, Louisiana

Posted on May 24, 2011
Family ties, Guys, Louisiana, Maladies, Questions

Guys