College guy: So, are you still a maybe-lesbian?
College girl, shrugging: I like penis much better. Chicks are crazy, but if one licks me, I’m not gonna complain if they’re hot.
University of Kentucky
Lexington, Kentucky
College guy: So, are you still a maybe-lesbian?
College girl, shrugging: I like penis much better. Chicks are crazy, but if one licks me, I’m not gonna complain if they’re hot.
University of Kentucky
Lexington, Kentucky
Guy, about Bob Barker: The show just won’t be the same without him. And the pet population is going to explode!
http://www.overheardinminneapolis.com/2007/06/only_if_we_forget_his_immortal.html
Overheard by: the truth hurts
20-something artist dude in loin cloth: … And then I realized — it’s not about the panties at all!
Burning Man
Black Rock Desert, Nevada
Overheard by: lith
Guy: I knew a Japanese bloke once. He changed his name to Smith… Mind you, he still looked Japanese.
http://overheardlines.blogspot.com/2007/06/old-guy-in-pub.html
Overheard by: O.B.
Guy #1, poked with pencil: Shit! That hurt!
Guy #2: That’s what she said!
Guy #1: What?
Guy #2: That’s what she said.
Guy #1: That doesn’t even make any sense…
Guy #2: That’s what she said!
Guy #1: Dude! You’re not even using it right!
Guy #2: That’s what she said!
Guy #1: Go fuck yourself! [Walks away.]Guy #2, yelling back: That’s what she said!
Carmel, Indiana
Overheard by: POS
Guy to another: Dude… just use Viagra.
School hallway
Mississauga, Ontario
Canadia
Overheard by: Phoenix
Guy #1: No, I mean, this dude is old-school.
Guy #2: Like, how old-school?
Guy #1: Like, so old-school he plays tennis!
http://overheardinpdx.blogspot.com/2007/05/wii-tennis-anyone.html
Overheard by: brad
College guy: No wonder Matt can’t get a date — his best line is, ‘Do you want a badly damaged brat?’
http://www.overheardinminneapolis.com/2007/06/some_girls_arent_picky.html
