Guys

Must…Resist…”Wet Pussy”…Joke…

Guy on phone: What's wrong with taking a shower with the cat?

Seattle, Washington

Overheard by: Amy

Posted on December 8, 2008
Animals, Default, Douching, Guys, On the phone, Questions, Washington, Weirdness

One More and She Gets a Set of Steak Knives

Guy on cell: The trial's today… Um… No…for the last time mom was in jail.

16th Street
Denver, Colorado

Posted on December 8, 2008
Colorado, Crimes, Default, Family ties, Guys, On the phone, Weirdness

To Re-Apply My Black Lipstick, Silly!

Goth/punk chick smoking a cigarette: Oh shit, you know what I forgot?
Goth/punk guy: That you're killing your unborn baby?

Huron & First
Ann Arbor, Michigan

Overheard by: Melanie

Posted on December 7, 2008
Death & dying, Default, Girls, Goths, Guys, Maladies, Michigan, Pregnancy, Punks, Questions, Smokers, Smoking

So That My Dear Aunt's Funeral Will Never Be Forgotten

Guy on phone: I'm going to titty fuck her on the casket.

Melbourne
Australia

Overheard by: kOLT

Posted on December 7, 2008
Australia, Default, Guys, On the phone, Sex, Weirdness, Words

…Rainy Days, and Men Who Aren't Afraid to Cuddle.

Girl in red: I was telling my husband about you.
Guy in jeans: What were you telling him?
Girl in red: That you liked power bottoms.

Las Vegas, Nevada

Posted on December 6, 2008
Backdoor, Default, Girls, Guys, Nevada, Queers, Questions, Relationships, Sexuality

Unless You Count Vaginal Penetration

Drunk old guy (supported by another): 61 years of celibacy!

Pirate's Alley
New Orleans, Louisiana

Overheard by: Sara

Posted on December 6, 2008
Age and ageing, Default, Drunks, Guys, Louisiana, Old folks, Virginity, Weirdness

He Can Turn a Doorknob With It

Guy: I try to cover my butt so girls don't stare at it.
Girl: He's so butt-conceited.

Rochester, New York

Posted on December 4, 2008
Ass, Default, Feelings, Girls, Guys, New York, Sexuality, Words

A Lot of Those Babies Are Really Wrinkly

Guy: Dude, it's not like you can get Botox while you're breastfeeding.
Girl: Why not?

Zeitgeist Bar
San Francisco, California

Posted on December 3, 2008
Bars & Clubs, Default, Girls, Guys, Kids, Parenting, Questions, San Francisco, Stupidity

Like High Explosive, Ignorance Has a Shockwave

Blond cocktail waitress, looking at a t-shirt of George Bush and his dad with Dumb and Dumber under photos: Who is that?
Chef: Excuse me! Are you serious?
Blond cocktail waitress (a few seconds later, with dumbfounded look): Ooooooh! Is that our President? Then who is that? (pointing to the photo of Bush Sr)
Chef (grabbing head in agony): Owww!

Lulu's Restaurant
Indianapolis, Indiana

Overheard by: Ben

Posted on December 2, 2008
Coworkers, Default, Employees, Girls, Guys, Idiots, Indiana, Politics, Questions, Restaurants, Stupidity

Meet the Only Guy in Kansas Secure Enough to Say He Doesn't Like Pussy

Drunk girl, walking over and planting big kiss on guy's forehead: I kissed you like I kiss my cat!
Guy: I don't like cats.

Emporia, Kansas

Overheard by: Very Disturbed

Posted on December 2, 2008
Animals, Compare and contrast, Default, Drunks, Feelings, Girls, Guys, K-I-S-S-I-N-G, Kansas