Guy: Jesus puked in your car?
http://overheardinpdx.blogspot.com/2008/06/last-supper.html
Overheard by: rich
Guy: Jesus puked in your car?
http://overheardinpdx.blogspot.com/2008/06/last-supper.html
Overheard by: rich
Teen girl with group of friends: But I don’t get it… Why would you wipe it *that* way particularly?
(long silence, group of friends look at each other)
Friend, incredulously: Uhh… So you don’t get shit in your vag?
Federation Square
Melbourne
Australia
College girl: Screw it. Let's go soak away our troubles with UV radiation!
Orlando, Florida
Overheard by: Kailee
Brunette at party: We need more vodka!
Blonde: I have Ativan.
San Francisco, California
Dude: Eggs are just chicken menstruation.
Tired guy: Best menstruation I’ve ever had!
http://www.overheardatmcgill.com/archives/2007/04/19/best-oh-and-only-forgot-the-only/
Overheard by: douglas
Teenybopper #1: So I haven't had my period in like six weeks!
Teenybopper #2: Girl, that means you must be pregnant!
Teenybopper #1: No, cuz then I'd have to be, like, a female Jesus!
Boston, Massachusetts
Hobo: Do you know what the world needs more of?
Coffee employee: Love?
Hobo: Nope, toothpicks… but love was a good guess.
Sacramento, California
Two-year-old girl: I want a shot.
Mom: You ain’t gettin’ no shot.
Two-year-old girl: I want a shot.
Mom: You ain’t gettin’ no shot. They shootin’ your sister today.
Hospital Hill
Kansas City, Missouri
Overheard by: I always wondered what went on in there
Lady standing in bathroom, giving advice: Hey, you can get STDs from public bathrooms! Don't touch your eyes!
Washington, DC
Overheard by: pretty sure that's not how you get STDs
Pharmacy assistant holding phone to pharmacist: This guy on the phone found some prescription bottles in a drawer and wants to know what they are. Can you talk to him?
Pharmacist: Did he eat them already?
Austin, Texas
Overheard by: mmm….mystery pills
