Girl #1: So, I wore your underwear the other day.
Girl #2: Well, at least they were clean. I just washed them.
http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/413280217/her-fingers-are-crossed-behind-her-back.html
Overheard by: mitch
Girl #1: So, I wore your underwear the other day.
Girl #2: Well, at least they were clean. I just washed them.
http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/413280217/her-fingers-are-crossed-behind-her-back.html
Overheard by: mitch
Biology professor: I’m on Viagra. That’s why I look different.
Christopher Newport University
Newport News, Virginia
Girl running up stairs: I ran three miles yesterday!
Boy out of breath: I’m wearing pants.
Boyertown High School, Pennsylvania
Guy #1: Yeah, getting crabs would suck.
Guy #2: Totally. But Aids would suck worse. There's no shampoo for Aids.
http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/416361786/youre-kidding.html
Overheard by: too soon? I think so
Male student, about an exam: What do we have to know about the external parts of the female reproductive system?
Professor: Everything! Not just for the exam, but for yourself! All of you!
Rutgers University
New Jersey
Overheard by: Marina
Middle-aged woman to group of friends: I was possessed once, too.
Group, murmuring: Really? When? What happened?
Middle-aged woman: Oh yeah, when I was in hospital. And I know because I went like this: wluuuhhhhh!
Alberta
Canadia
Overheard by: Jane
Dad to son: I don't need to pay someone 50 cents to tell me that I'm overweight.
Pheasant Lane Mall, New Hampshire
Creepy mustached dude: Yep, so that's nine weeks of good urine testing. And about four weeks ago, I started using my own.
Dunkin' Donuts
Hartford, Connecticut
Overheard by: All I wanted was a coffee
Woman entering stall to daughter: See you in an hour. (ten seconds later, from inside stall) You know… People are gross. (another 10 seconds later) Okay, I'm over the toilet!
Daughter: Shhh!
White Plains, New York
Overheard by: L-Dawg
Sorority girl: Well, yeah, but that doesn’t change the fact that you have a tampon in your butt.
Dickinson College
Carlisle, Pennsylvania
