Scruffy hipster dude on cell: I'm tired of selling sex. I just want to sell jeans… Or something along those lines.
Seattle, Washington
Scruffy hipster dude on cell: I'm tired of selling sex. I just want to sell jeans… Or something along those lines.
Seattle, Washington
20-something hipster guy: There was the big drill for the alcoholic… Then they busted out the small drill and it was like… woah!
Coffee Shop
Colorado Springs, Colorado
Overheard by: Vanessa
Hipster in “Vatican Chainsaw Massacre” t-shirt: And the thing is, dude, I just… (sighs) …I just don't really care about waffles, you know?
Queen Street West
Toronto
Canadia
Hipster guy: Are you going to bed?
Hipster girl: No. I just don't know man. I feel like my head is full of Saran wrap.
Virginia Tech
Blacksburg, Virginia
Hipster, looking at Dr J mural: Man, he must have a three-foot dick. I bet his dick is as big as Allen Iverson.
http://overheardinphilly.blogspot.com/2007/04/in-other-news-allen-iverson-shrunk.html
Overheard by: anonymous
Hipster chick to hipster dude: If you could do any profession, what would you do? Like, if you gave your whole self to something?
Hipster dude: I don't know.
Hipster girl: I would be a tree surgeon.
Hipster dude: What's that?
Hipster girl: Like, it's an environmental way to trim trees. I would go around climbing trees all day and snipping them, and like, live in the forest. But I probably won't do that.
Hipster dude: Oh.
Chapel Hill, North Carolina
Hipster to boyfriend: There are certain places that you expect a woman's nipples to be, and hers were not in any of those places.
Cedar Rapids, Iowa
Young hipster guy to another: You're so pretty when you're pretty!
Honolulu, Hawaii
Overheard by: Iwalei
Petite, hip girl: Honestly, it's not that controversial.
Drama club kid: Yeah, it's just a woman saying “vagina.”
Connecticut
Overheard by: ernaynay
Hobo to hipster: Is a BlackBerry a cell phone?
Hipster: Yeah, but I don't have one.
Hobo: I like blackberry pie!
Los Angeles, California
