I Can Finally See Things Clearly.

Hipster guy: Are you going to bed?
Hipster girl: No. I just don't know man. I feel like my head is full of Saran wrap.

Virginia Tech
Blacksburg, Virginia

Posted on September 17, 2009
Colleges & Universities, Compare and contrast, Health & Hygiene, Hipsters, Questions, Sensory experiences, Virginia

But Not Nearly As Cocky

Hipster, looking at Dr J mural: Man, he must have a three-foot dick. I bet his dick is as big as Allen Iverson.

http://overheardinphilly.blogspot.com/2007/04/in-other-news-allen-iverson-shrunk.html

Overheard by: anonymous

Posted on August 8, 2009
About celebrities, Compare and contrast, Hipsters, Overheard in Philly, Penis

The Whole Thing Smacks Of Effort

Hipster chick to hipster dude: If you could do any profession, what would you do? Like, if you gave your whole self to something?
Hipster dude: I don't know.
Hipster girl: I would be a tree surgeon.
Hipster dude: What's that?
Hipster girl: Like, it's an environmental way to trim trees. I would go around climbing trees all day and snipping them, and like, live in the forest. But I probably won't do that.
Hipster dude: Oh.

Chapel Hill, North Carolina

Posted on July 25, 2009
Hipsters, Jobs & Careers, North Carolina, Questions, Stupidity, Wishes

And When I Moved They Followed Me, Like Eyes

Hipster to boyfriend: There are certain places that you expect a woman's nipples to be, and hers were not in any of those places.

Cedar Rapids, Iowa

Posted on May 23, 2009
Compare and contrast, Default, Girls, Hipsters, Iowa, Nipples, Weirdness

I'm All A-Tingle in My Bad Places.

Young hipster guy to another: You're so pretty when you're pretty!

Honolulu, Hawaii

Overheard by: Iwalei

Posted on May 21, 2009
Beauty, Compliments, Default, Guys, Hawaii, Hipsters, Words

But I Still Love The View

Petite, hip girl: Honestly, it's not that controversial.
Drama club kid: Yeah, it's just a woman saying “vagina.”

Connecticut

Overheard by: ernaynay

Posted on May 15, 2009
Compare and contrast, Connecticut, Default, Girls, Hipsters, Kids, Vagina, Words

It Defines Me.

Hobo to hipster: Is a BlackBerry a cell phone?
Hipster: Yeah, but I don't have one.
Hobo: I like blackberry pie!

Los Angeles, California

Posted on May 12, 2009
California, Cell phones, Compare and contrast, Default, Fruit, Hipsters, Hobos, Questions

Molly Ringwald Was the Mandy Moore Of Her Day

Hipster girl to friend, looking at DVDs: Hey, you know my friend Stephanie, whose boyfriend I made out with, Corey? His favorite movie was A Walk to Remember. He admitted it and everything.
Hipster friend, touching hipster friend's head: You have a really soft scalp.
Hipster girl: That means I'll never lose my hair. Oh! The Breakfast Club!

Edgewood Target
Atlanta, Georgia

Overheard by: I didn't make out with him