To Avoid Shopping Tantrums, See That Your Husband Is Properly Fed and Watered

Husband trying on sandals: There's too much bullshit. What is all this bullshit on here?
Wife: I don't know…there's a lot of stuff.
Husband: It's too much bullshit. I'm not paying for all this bullshit.

Leesburg Corner Outlet Mall
Leesburg, Virginia

Overheard by: Nat

Posted on January 24, 2009
Couples, Default, Guys, Insults, Malls, Money, Questions, Shopping, Virginia, Women

Fuck It, You Know What? I Did

Guy on cell: Did they sell their house? (pause) Ohhh, they couldn't sell the house! (pause) Yeah…that makes sense! Ain't nobody can't get credit now, ho! (pause) Wait, I didn't mean to call you a ho, grandma.

http://eavesdropdc.blogspot.com/

Posted on January 18, 2009
Default, Family ties, Guys, Insults, Other sites, Questions

Tonight's Movie: Merde on the WestJet Express

Flight attendant: So I'm gonna let the lady in the box [the recording] take it away in French, then I'll finish up in English, because we like to save the best for last!
Entire plane: Oooooooooooooh!
Lady at the back (in French): We're still in Quebec, you know!

WestJet Flight
Montreal
Canadia

Posted on December 30, 2008
Airports & flights, Canadia, Compare and contrast, Default, Flight attendants, Geography, Insults, Language barrier, Public transportation, Women

But You Knew What You Were Getting Into When You Agreed to Date Paul Bunyan

40-something woman: So now all my panties are gross and streched out.
Friend: What a jerk!

Macy's
Traverse City, Michigan

Overheard by: megansbaby

Posted on December 30, 2008
Default, Friends, Gripes, Insults, Michigan, Stores, Undies, Women

The Source of Her Confusion is That Her Ceiling is Covered with Postcards

Girl: Hey, how about this one? Have you heard the one about the ceiling?
Blonde: Um, no.
Girl: Oh, well never mind, it's *way* too over your head.
Blonde: No, tell me! I'm not that dumb!
Girl (shaking head): Never mind, you don't get it. Hmmm, what about the one about the postcard with no stamp? Oh, never mind, you wouldn't ever get it.
Blonde: Really, I think I could. Tell me, let me try!

Spring Grove, Pennsylvania

Posted on December 23, 2008
Default, Girls, Insults, Pennsylvania, Questions, Stupidity

Let's See If She'll Be Trying with You After This

Cute chick in line: Oh! I want Haribo gummi bears! I need a snack to study effectively. There are lots of things I don't do effectively without snacking.
Boyfriend: Maybe you should try snacking next time we have sex. You know, maybe a little popcorn…a candy bar…
Cute chick: Are you saying my sex isn't effective? Well, maybe there won't be a next time.
Boyfriend: You know, you're not responding very well to constructive criticism. The solution is to keep trying, not to give up.

CVS
University City, Philadelphia

Overheard by: justtryingtowaitinline

Posted on December 20, 2008
Advice, Compare and contrast, Couples, Default, Education, Girls, Guys, Insults, Pennsylvania, Sexuality, Stores, Wishes

See? Was That So Hard, Pancake-Chest?

Girl #1: Sometimes I judge you silently in my head.
Girl #2: Yeah, everyone does that. I think people should start saying what they're really thinking. We should all have running monologues about what's going through our heads.
Girl #1: Really?
Girl #2: Yeah. Like, this one time, me and my friend….
Girl #1: I think you're a bitch.

Starbucks
San Jose, California

Overheard by: Robert