High school boy #1: Know what I’m gonna do?
High school boy #2: You’re gonna jizz in my mouth.
High school boy #1: I’m gonna go to a third world country, buy four people, put them in an arena, and make them play Super Smash Brothers in real life. For Pikachu I’m gonna put thousand-volt batteries in his cheeks.
Ride-On bus
Washington, DC
Overheard by: bus rider
Seven-year-old girl: Yeah, ’cause, like, no one was cool in the ’80s.
Super Wal-Mart
Augusta, Maine
Five-year-old to father: Yay! We're going to the bridge of pies!
Near “Bridge of Sighs”
Oxford
England
Mother with baby to other son: You are being such a nuisance. Your brother is sitting with poopy pants because you refuse to leave.
Wilmington, Delaware
Girl Scout: Hey, you wanna buy some Girl Scout cookies? I’m gay!
Safeway
Gilroy, California
Kid: Mom, what’s the last supper? Why is it called ‘The Last Supper’?
Mom: Because it’s the last meal Jesus had with his disciples.
Kid: Awesome!
Mom: … Before one of his disciples betrayed him and he was killed.
Kid: Awesome!
Target
North Haven, Connecticut
Overheard by: Johnny Utah
Lady: Oh, how cute is she?!
Woman with kid: Actually, it’s a he.
Lady: Well, why is he wearing a pink hat?
Woman with kid: Because he’s gay!
Sweden
http://www.tjuvlyssnat.se/mellersta-sverige/%e2%80%9dhan-vill-inte-leka-kurragomma-i-garderoben-langre%e2%80%9d
Overheard by: Lina
Three-year-old boy: Mom, let’s play Moose! You’re the moose!
Mom: Why do I have to be moose?
Trendy clothing store
Pasadena, California
Overheard by: throwsnails
Four-year-old girl: Daddy, can you hold my hand?
Disheveled father: I am not your personal hand holder!
Wal-Mart parking lot
Warminster, Pennsylvania
Overheard by: Catty
Lady: Hi sweetheart, how old are you?
Little girl: I’m four, and I’m too young to die.
Connecticut
