Then She Left for Parts Unknown

Girl: My mom said “Just don't pass out in the port-a-potty.”

Baltimore, Maryland

Posted on September 28, 2016
Default, Girls, Maryland, Offers and requests, Weirdness

Pearls Of Wisdom from How to Raise a Serial Killer

Rich mother: Well, you'll just have to hold it! You can't go to the bathroom around here! They are positively disgusting, you'll die!
Little child, crying: Please, mommy, I need to go!
Rich mother: Don't you value your life?

Annapolis, Maryland

Overheard by: Alex Ello

Posted on June 16, 2016
Death & dying, Family ties, Health & Hygiene, Kids, Maryland, Moms, Parenting, Poop, Stupidity

Any Excuse to Put Fruit on Your Bottom

Early 20-something woman on cell with boyfriend: I would love to dress you up as yogurt!

Potomac, Maryland

Overheard by: Nic

Posted on March 6, 2016
Default, Food, Maryland, On the phone, Roleplay, Weirdness, Wishes, Women

Mom Still Reminisces Fondly About the First Visit from the Police

Girl: When I see small children, I feel like I owe my mother an apology.

Baltimore, MD

Overheard by: Ren

Posted on March 4, 2016
Etiquette, Family ties, Girls, Kids, Maryland, Parenting

Yadda Yadda Yadda, Now He's a “She”

Bro #1: What a douchebag move!
Bro #2: Seriously. He glued it to the car. He could have just taped it!

Suburbia, Maryland

Posted on February 3, 2016
Assholes, Guys, Insults, Maryland, Stupidity

For You Cat Lovers, It Was a Dog

Flight attendant over PA after bump during taxi: Don’t worry guys, it was just a cat!

Southwest Airlines, BWI airport
Baltimore, Maryland

Posted on January 28, 2016
Airports & flights, Animals, Flight attendants, Maryland

The Cartoon Network-History Channel Merger Confused Everybody

Six-year-old boy to brother: You know who'll save you? Abraham Lincoln. Too bad he's dead now. He'll rise from the dead! And raise chickens! His chicken powers can't save you now!

Baltimore, Maryland