Professor: I think I popped a few Oxycontins before I wrote this so it might not make any sense.
Salem State College
Salem, Massachusetts
Archive for the ‘Massachusetts’ Category
Ten Bucks Says She Has a Daughter Who’s Single
Lady to man putting bagels in a bag: Are you getting those because you are Jewish?
Whole Foods
Boston, Massachusetts
Overheard by: jigawhat
Anally
Sociology professor: This course is cheap, but I’m expensive, so please make use of me.
Boston University, Massachusetts
That Thing Almost Took Off My Hand Last Time
Student #1: Jess, come here. I need your help.
Student #2: I am not touching your cooter again.
Smith College
Northampton, Massachusetts
Was He on Dancing with the Stars?
Girl: Wait, who’s Hitler?
Guy: Are you serious?
Girl: I don’t watch a lot of tv…
Peabody, Massachusetts
Nothing Your Mother Needs to Know About
Dad to five-year-old son: Do you want to get a practice doughnut?
Downyflake Donuts
Nantucket, Massachusetts
Overheard by: we were also practicing before real breakfast
The Kids Flock to Her Slumber Parties for Her Mom’s Brownies
Chick on cell: Yeah, mom, listen: I’m trying to buy some weed. Yeah, I’ll call you back if I get any. Okay, love you too. Bye.
Downtown Crossing
Boston, Massachusetts
Overheard by: Adrienne
Oliver Tanks Another Job Interview
Burly male student: I hope they’re okay with my nudity. I’m pretty sure I’m nude about 25 percent of the time.
University Student Center
Boston, Massachusetts
The Chicken Doesn’t Count, Sir
60-year-old journalism professor: Oh, the choking game? Heh… I play that all the time.
Emerson College
Boston, Massachusetts
Overheard by: Sarah
It Keeps Me from Biting Myself
Teacher, about Thoreau: Who’s heard about the cone of silence?
Kid: I know about the cone of shame!
Concord Museum
Concord, Massachusetts
