We Can Think Of a Few Places

Fabulous shopping man to another: That's the thing about happiness! Even if I had some, I wouldn't know where to put it!

Boston, Masscahusetts

Overheard by: surprisingly happy

Posted on December 13, 2015
Guys, Happiness, Massachusetts, Weirdness

And Cock-Stopping’s an Essential Part of the Smith Charter

Chemistry professor, demonstrating suction filtration: … And you have to stop the cock before you turn on the water, or it will just [frantic hand motion] come all over your face.

Smith College
Northampton, Massachusetts

Overheard by: amused non-major

Posted on December 8, 2015
Advice, Animals, Massachusetts, Teachers, Words

If You Like Mental Calisthenics, You'll Love This Quote!

17-year-old mom: And she thought that you were my mom!
18-year-old friend, gesturing to baby: Wait… so is this your sister or my grandchild?

Northampton, Massachusetts

Posted on November 26, 2015
Family ties, Friends, Kids, Massachusetts, Moms, Parenting, Questions

Remember When I Did That at My Son's Bar Mitzvah?

Woman, urinating and talking to friend in next stall: I was holding my piss in for so long, my Kegel muscles could choke a chicken!

Memorial Hall
Monson, Massachusetts

Overheard by: Sarah

Posted on November 24, 2015
Birds, Body parts, Default, Massachusetts, Names, Pee, Women

…And They Have Cats

Female student #1: Can you ride me piggyback after class?
Female student #2: Can *he* ride *you* after class?
Female student #1, giggling: That's not what I meant!
Male student: Wait, don't you have, like, 20 cats?
Female student #1: (slaps him)
Female student #2: You do have a lot of cats…

Simmons College
Boston, Massachusetts

Overheard by: Yoshi

Posted on November 23, 2015
Animals, Massachusetts, Offers and requests, Sex, Students

I'm Cuckoo As a Table-Saw Today.

Director of the office of judicial affairs: It was a blizzard. It was snowing so much, it was snowing like a pig. (pause) I have no idea why I just said that.

Orientation
University, Massachusetts

Overheard by: Emurii