Girl to boyfriend: I’m sorry I stabbed you after you took me to the circus.
Denny’s
Novi, Michigan
Girl to boyfriend: I’m sorry I stabbed you after you took me to the circus.
Denny’s
Novi, Michigan
Mother to three kids: It doesn’t matter if they come from Jewland, they’re still Americans.
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Overheard by: Philip
Crazy hobo: You lookin’ good, girl! You look like Elvis!
Davis Street
Kalamazoo, Michigan
Overheard by: the queen of rock ‘n’ roll
Crackhead bag lady, her face two inches from stranger’s bratwurst meal: Is that cake?!
Detroit, Michigan
Weird kid: Your momma's so fat that… Chuck Norris. I win.
St. Joseph High School
Michigan
Crying girl on cell: He said “I would fuck,” and I just don't know what that means in that context!
Ann Arbor, Michigan
Skinny Asian girl: These shorts are way too big.
Plus-sized white friend: Oh no, I have skinny-ass legs. My life sucks. What am I going to do?
Skinny Asian girl: (laughs)
St. Joseph, Michigan
Teen to mother: Why are you wearing pants?
Mother: Because I gotta get rid of the chilly.
Harrison, Michigan
Overheard by: Lauren
Drunk girl: But the whole point is to avoid Aids!
Michigan State University
Black girl in workout clothes: So I googled it.
Overweight friend: Googled what?
Black girl in workout clothes: The human skeleton is 20% of your body weight.
Overweight friend: So what?
Black girl in workout clothes: Sooo… Without that, I only weigh like a hundred pounds or something.
Overweight friend: (confused look)
Black girl in workout clothes: I'm just saying I'm not fat anymore.
Michigan
Overheard by: It's that simple?
