Michigan

Google: Search and Ye Shall Find

Dude: I don't even know where to find porn!
Random guy walking past: Yeah, you do.

Washtenaw Community College
Ann Arbor, Michigan

Posted on March 25, 2009
Colleges & Universities, Compare and contrast, Default, Guys, Michigan, Porn, Technology, Weirdness

I Think I've Seen This Movie…

Teen #1: I stuck my ass in her face and she choked on her broccoli.
(dog coughs)
Teen #2: Your ass is making everyone choke!

Harrison, Michigan

Overheard by: Lauren

Posted on March 12, 2009
Ass, Body parts, Default, Food, Michigan, Teens, Weirdness

“Nice Pin” Is Totally Code for That

Wrestler's mom: You need to stop flirting with all of those girls.
Wrestler: But mom, she came up to me, and was hitting on me, and said she wanted to have sex with me.

Varsity Wrestling Meet
Buchanan, Michigan

Overheard by: Katie

Posted on March 10, 2009
Advice, Compare and contrast, Default, Guys, Michigan, Moms, Offers and requests, Sex, Women

…Which Was Letter “C” on the Multiple-Choice Exam

Professor, talking about Shakespeare's Twelfth Night: Well, Sebastian and Antonio have a pretty interesting relationship. It's kind of like, uh, what's the word…a bromance! It's kind of like a bromance.

Michigan State University

Posted on February 24, 2009
Books, Colleges & Universities, Default, Michigan, Names, Relationships, Teachers, Words

Given the Way I Kept Shouting “Whore!” at Her

Girl on cell: Yeah, he was there, and he brought the girl he cheated on me with. (long pause) It made the family dinner a little awkward.

Michigan State University

Posted on February 22, 2009
Colleges & Universities, Default, Family ties, Food, Girls, Michigan, Weirdness

I Thought You Were Going to Say “Public Healthcare”

Seven-year-old girl: Daddy, do you know what stinks ?
Dad: No, what?
Seven-year-old girl: Dog farts.
Dad: Let's not talk about that here.

TJ Maxx
Ann Arbor, Michigan

Overheard by: A.Taylor

Posted on February 21, 2009
Animals, Dads, Default, Family ties, Girls, Guys, Kids, Michigan, Questions, Stores

I Told Him, “The Public Won't Understand Our Love.”

Roommate: My dad asked me today if our engagement was Facebook official.

Michigan

Posted on February 15, 2009
Default, Family ties, Internet, Michigan, Questions, Relationships, Students

Does That Mean My Baby Is Gifted?

Woman to friend: What he has started doing now is picking his nose with his toe.

National Coney Island
Royal Oak, Michigan

Posted on January 26, 2009
Body parts, Default, Health & Hygiene, Michigan, Restaurants, Weirdness, Women

Pussy

Guy: Did you hear that our professor walked out on us on Monday? Crying!

Dining Hall, University of Michigan

Overheard by: not surprising

Posted on January 20, 2009
Colleges & Universities, Default, Education, Feelings, Gossip, Guys, Michigan, Questions

But You Knew What You Were Getting Into When You Agreed to Date Paul Bunyan

40-something woman: So now all my panties are gross and streched out.
Friend: What a jerk!

Macy's
Traverse City, Michigan

Overheard by: megansbaby

Posted on December 30, 2008
Default, Friends, Gripes, Insults, Michigan, Stores, Undies, Women