As We Learned in Biology Class

Drunk dude to girl: You will get absolutely no penis in your life! None!

Transit Train
New Jersey

Overheard by: Russ

Posted on June 4, 2010
Comebacks, Drunks, Girls, Guys, New Jersey, Penis, Train

As Seen in Drilling Miss Daisy

Girl, flabbergasted: Everyone's birthday is in March?
Boyfriend: Yeah. My grandma's birthday is in June. It's the only time she really has sex. It's her birthday present.

Jersey City, New Jersey

Posted on May 12, 2010
Couples, Family ties, New Jersey, Sex

We're Too Aroused to Think Straight

Women studies professor, during discussion about nymphomaniacs: Ladies, are there any of you who are in a constant state of arousal?
Class: (uncomfortable silence)
Professor: Let me rephrase that. Are you constantly ready to engage in sex?
Student, alarmed: Professor, I don't think any of us are comfortable with answering this question.

Saint Peter's College
Jersey City, New Jersey

Posted on May 11, 2010
Colleges & Universities, New Jersey, Questions, Sexuality, Stupidity, Teachers, Women

Being Catholic, We Already Hate Ourselves

Boyfriend to girlfriend: If anyone ever walked in on us having sex, they'd swear we hate each other.

Saint Peter's College
New Jersey

Posted on May 3, 2010
Colleges & Universities, Hubbies, New Jersey, Sex, Violence

…With Total Uggs.

Girl #1: So what's up with those boots you bought this weekend? You don't look like the type to wear them.
Girl #2: Uh, Tim* wanted me to buy them.
Girl #1: Oh, that's right. I almost forgot about his boot fetish.
Girl #2: And I'm pretty sure he wants me to wear them. And nothing else.
Girl #1, sighing wistfully: I wish I had a hot relationship like that! All I have is slut sex!

Saint Peter's College
New Jersey