Why I Could Never Teach Middle School

13-year-old preppy white girl: It be sneakah time, ya'll!

Deptford Mall
Deptford, New Jersey

Posted on August 31, 2009
Kids, Language barrier, Malls, New Jersey, Preppies, Stupidity, Teens, Whiteys

No Licking Above the Waist!

Girlfriend: Hold my hand, Eric. Please.
Boyfriend, yelling: No! Just stop it, okay?
Girlfriend: Come on. Just hold my hand.
Boyfriend: No! I'm not doing that again.
Girlfriend, laughing: Aw, why not?
Boyfriend: Because last time you licked my face!

Lawrenceville, New Jersey

Overheard by: Jake

Posted on August 31, 2009
Body parts, Couples, Hands, New Jersey, Offers and requests, Weirdness

I'm Not Sure Purell Addiction Is Quite the Same Thing

40-something guy: Dr. Phil man, he showed up for Britney, maybe he'll show up for me.

Airport Baggage Claim
Newark, New Jersey

Overheard by: Sarah

Posted on August 28, 2009
About celebrities, Airports & flights, Gossip, Guys, New Jersey

The Difference Between Bad Nazis and Good Nazis, Encapsulated

Teen girl: If I saw a really crazy sandcastle, I'd totally kick it down. Anyone would.
Teen sister: I would never, like, mess something up like that if someone was really good at something. Unless they were really good at something I hated. Like… being ugly.

Rumson, New Jersey

Posted on August 24, 2009
Beauty, Gripes, New Jersey, Siblings, Teens, Violence

What Do You Think We Pray For?

Stoner girl #1: What happens at Christian retreats?
Stoner girl #2: You pray and reflect.
Stoner girl #1: Oh. So no beer, then?
Stoner girl #2: Definitely no beer.

Jersey City, New Jersey