I'm Surprised You Were There, Ms. Chipped Nail Polish

Girl #1: You weren't even in school today, were you?
Girl #2 (with her hood up): No, 'cuz my hair is messed up!

Columbus, Ohio

Posted on December 27, 2015
Default, Girls, Hair, Ohio, Questions

To the Fudgemobile, Robin!

Soccer mom: Oh great, it's raining. Now we can't eat fudgesicles outside.

Cincinnati, Ohio

Overheard by: Natalie

Posted on October 26, 2015
Default, Food, Moms, Ohio, Weather, Words

Oh Honey, I Would Put Your Marlboro Out With My Tongue

Obviously-not-18-year-old girl, handing man money: Go get me a pack of Camels number nine, please.
20-something man: Are you serious? They're going to think I'm fruity. (walks into store, immediately walks back out) I can't buy them. That girl is working.
Obviously-not-18-year-old girl: I'm sorry, would you like me to buy Marlboro Reds? That's a manlier cigarette.
20-something man: That'd be great. (goes back in and returns with Marlboro Reds): Sorry about that. Uh, if I don't get my type of cigarettes then I think they'd get suspicious.
Obviously-not-18-year-old girl: You don't even smoke.

Akron, Ohio

Posted on August 23, 2015
Girls, Guys, Offers and requests, Ohio, Smoking, Weirdness

Today's Young Woman Is Proud to Display Everything She's Got

Library worker girl: That's a cute bag.
Library worker girl with clear purse: Thanks!
Boss man: But then everyone can see everything you have!
Library worker girl with clear purse: It's not like I got a gun or anything… I can always hide things between the books…
Library worker girl: Like your gun?

Kent State University Library
Kent, Ohio

Posted on August 14, 2015
Books, Bosses, Colleges & Universities, Compliments, Coworkers, Fashion, Ohio, Questions, Violence

Because You're the Big Top, Pee-wee

(two lesbians taking items out of the shopping cart to place in their truck)
Butch lesbian (picking up a heavy box): Why do I always have to carry the heavy things just because I wear the dildo?

Wal-Mart
Dublin, Ohio

Overheard by: Octopus seeks sucker fish for good times and long walks

Posted on August 14, 2015
Default, Gripes, Lesbos, Malls, Ohio, Questions, Sexuality, Toys

According to Sister Mary Bernice

Drunk girl: You only get pregnant if you want to.

Ohio

Posted on August 12, 2015
Default, Drunks, Girls, Ohio, Pregnancy, Wishes

Snow All Over His Mustache

Loud woman: Yeah, Santa was all fucked up on drugs.

Cincinnati, Ohio

Posted on July 25, 2015
Chicks, Gossip, Ohio, Santa Claus

Any Questions?

Woman, showing friend around: And this skyline is where I had my first pregnancy test. It was negative.

Ludlow
Cincinnati, Ohio

Overheard by: Alison

Posted on July 16, 2015
Friends, Memory lane, Ohio, Pregnancy, Women

Especially with This Little Pink Bow

Three-year-old boy to grandfather: Do you have a penis?
Grandfather: Yes, I do.
Boy: I have a penis, too. My penis is small. My penis is cute.

Cincinnati, Ohio

Overheard by: Vejewsbian

Posted on July 11, 2015
Compliments, Dads, Default, Gender issues, Guys, Kids, Ohio, Penis, Pride, Questions

Why Are These Bills Sticking Together?

Woman: Sorry, I have to pay in singles.
Cashier: That's okay, people do all the time. (asking innocently) Are you a waitress?
Woman: No, honey. My career is a little less wholesome than that.
Cashier: (stutters and looks at her screen) Alright then, your total is $27.45.

Kroger
Cincinnati, Ohio

Posted on July 8, 2015
Compare and contrast, Default, Employees, Jobs & Careers, Money, Ohio, Questions, Stores, Women