Professor on cell: Okay, okay, so get it nice and wet and then put it on.
Ventura College
Ventura, California
Overheard by: Katherine
Professor on cell: Okay, okay, so get it nice and wet and then put it on.
Ventura College
Ventura, California
Overheard by: Katherine
Girl on phone: Hi, mom, sorry I didn't call you back… I was busy having sex.
Melbourne
Australia
TA on cell: No, I do not want to play “guess who's pregnant?” again.
University of Florida
Overheard by: nick
Chick on cell: You’re gonna go rubbin’ your balls all over other girls and I can’t even…?
http://overheardatcornell.blogspot.com/2007/02/monday-madness.html
Overheard by: lichka
Guy on cell at register: I know! I know! So listen — when you first meet him, go up to him, bow, whip your own chopsticks, and tell him you would like to procreate with him.
Dick’s Sporting Goods
Fairfax, Virginia
Overheard by: Cashier who needed the laugh
Woman on cell: I saw the most adorable little cheetah, so I bought it for her. You know, I am the one who assigns personalities to all her animals. We have a ritual.
3rd Street Promenade
Santa Monica, California
Girl on cell: Wait, how exactly did you manage to pull your ass muscle?
http://overheardinthevalley.blogspot.com/2007/04/do-they-offer-class-on-that.html
Overheard by:
Girl on cell: His thing…it was like a big lamb sandwich!
http://overheardinpdx.blogspot.com/2008/07/we-call-it-beastilicious.html
Overheard by: aaron
American woman on cell: So when you go to Moscow, can you bring me back some toothpaste? Yeah, just Crest. Thanks.
13th St
Washington, DC
Loud man on payphone: He said they removed something like four pimples from his prostate. What? No! Pimples! Pimples on his prostate!
Florida State Campus
Overheard by: Dr. Ian Maxwell von Indypants
