Nerd Kink Is Often Difficult to Get One’s Mind Around

Girl on phone: Hey girl! I just got done lubricating my Rubik’s cube!

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Overheard by: momo

Posted on June 18, 2021
Default, Games, Girls, On the phone, Overheard in Minneapolis

It Didn’t.

20-ish girl on cell: So, they said it’s not ringworm — it’s some kind of skin virus that looks like ringworm. And they said I’m really lucky because so far it’s only on my back and stomach, not, like, my whole body and face. The tests come back on Friday, but they said it’s probably really contagious. I just hope it goes away before my trip to Miami!

http://www.overheardinminneapolis.com/2007/05/lets_take_public_transporation.html

Overheard by: sooooo glad I didn’t sit next to her

Posted on June 17, 2021
Health & Hygiene, On the phone, Overheard in Minneapolis

He’s Very Critical for a Schnauzer

Guy on cell: No way — I left my dog in the car. I don’t perform in front of animals!

http://overheardatcornell.blogspot.com/2007/03/overdue-posting-new-blog-sweet.html

Overheard by: sara

Posted on May 28, 2021
Animals, On the phone, Overheard at Cornell

Trust Me– The Cat Will Love It.

Professor on cell: Okay, okay, so get it nice and wet and then put it on.

Ventura College
Ventura, California

Overheard by: Katherine

Posted on May 25, 2021
California, Colleges & Universities, On the phone, Sex, Teachers, Weirdness

To Be Fair, Dina Lohan Created Lindsay.

Girl on phone: Hi, mom, sorry I didn't call you back… I was busy having sex.

Melbourne
Australia

Posted on May 24, 2021
Australia, Character, Family ties, Girls, On the phone, Sex

Someone's Always in the Kitchen With Dinah

TA on cell: No, I do not want to play “guess who's pregnant?” again.

University of Florida

Overheard by: nick

Posted on May 11, 2021
Colleges & Universities, Default, Florida, Games, Offers and requests, On the phone, Pregnancy, Questions, Students

… Warn Them about Your Jagged Left Nut?

Chick on cell: You’re gonna go rubbin’ your balls all over other girls and I can’t even…?

http://overheardatcornell.blogspot.com/2007/02/monday-madness.html

Overheard by: lichka

Posted on May 1, 2021
Balls, On the phone, Overheard at Cornell

Every Country Has Its Own Rules for Greeting Royalty

Guy on cell at register: I know! I know! So listen — when you first meet him, go up to him, bow, whip your own chopsticks, and tell him you would like to procreate with him.

Dick’s Sporting Goods
Fairfax, Virginia

Overheard by: Cashier who needed the laugh

Posted on April 3, 2021
Advice, Default, Guys, On the phone, Sex, Stores, Virginia

Which Is Much More Important Than Sending Her to School

Woman on cell: I saw the most adorable little cheetah, so I bought it for her. You know, I am the one who assigns personalities to all her animals. We have a ritual.

3rd Street Promenade
Santa Monica, California

Posted on March 10, 2021
Animals, California, Default, On the phone, Shopping, Women

Playing Chess? Really?

Girl on cell: Wait, how exactly did you manage to pull your ass muscle?

http://overheardinthevalley.blogspot.com/2007/04/do-they-offer-class-on-that.html

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Posted on February 10, 2021
On the phone, Overheard in the Valley, Questions

On the phone