And My Dad Says I Don't Pursue My Goals!

30-something white guy on cell: It may be an all-time low, but I can successfully whack it to Telemundo.

Frisco, Texas

Posted on August 14, 2021
Compare and contrast, Guys, On the phone, Texas, TV shows, Whiteys

…You’re My Mom and I’ll Always Love You.

Guy talking too loudly on cell phone: Honestly, if you took a dump and smeared it all over my chest, you know, in my face and all that, I?d be fine. Actually I might not, thats pretty extreme, but you know…

http://www.overheardatumbc.com

Posted on August 2, 2021
Body parts, Cleanliness, Default, Etiquette, Feelings, Guys, On the phone, Overheard at UMBC, Weirdness

Even Those Who Didn't Have Much in the Top Department

Girl on phone talking about going to a strip club for the first time: I mean, I really felt bad for those girls, they like, had to dance around topless!

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Overheard by: What did she think strippers did?

Posted on July 31, 2021
Default, Feelings, Girls, Jobs & Careers, On the phone, Pennsylvania, Sex, Stupidity

Do You Mean It, or Are You Just Using Her for Sex?

Girl on cell: I said “I love you” like three years ago. Why? When was the last time you said it?
[pause]Girl on cell, shocked: Ew! To who, you whorebag?!
[pause]Girl on cell, incredulous: You say “I love you” to your mom?

200 Bus
Los Angeles, California

Overheard by: likewhoa

Posted on July 21, 2021
Bus, California, Family ties, Girls, Infidelity, On the phone, Questions, Relationships, Words

Old Is the New Dead

Guy on cell: You realize it is old people's only duty to die to get out of the way right?

International Airport
Louisville, Kentucky

Posted on July 20, 2021
Age and ageing, Airports & flights, Death & dying, Guys, Kentucky, On the phone

Definitely the Low Point of Any Bon Jovi Concert

Chubby guy on cell: You know it’s bad when Bon Jovi shows up.

Target
Westminster, Maryland

Overheard by: JoviFan4Life

Posted on July 15, 2021
About celebrities, Maryland, Music, On the phone

Casting Agents Get More Like Pimps Every Day

Girl on cell: Look, fine, then if you don't want Lucy Liu I'll hook you up with her sister. Then you can have two for one!

Film Class
Queen's University
Canadia

Overheard by: Umm can I get in on that?

Posted on July 1, 2021
About celebrities, Canadia, Class, Girls, Jobs & Careers, Offers and requests, On the phone

Nerd Kink Is Often Difficult to Get One’s Mind Around

Girl on phone: Hey girl! I just got done lubricating my Rubik’s cube!

http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/299433045/gotta-call-it-something.html

Overheard by: momo

Posted on June 18, 2021
Default, Games, Girls, On the phone, Overheard in Minneapolis

It Didn’t.

20-ish girl on cell: So, they said it’s not ringworm — it’s some kind of skin virus that looks like ringworm. And they said I’m really lucky because so far it’s only on my back and stomach, not, like, my whole body and face. The tests come back on Friday, but they said it’s probably really contagious. I just hope it goes away before my trip to Miami!

http://www.overheardinminneapolis.com/2007/05/lets_take_public_transporation.html

Overheard by: sooooo glad I didn’t sit next to her

Posted on June 17, 2021
Health & Hygiene, On the phone, Overheard in Minneapolis

He’s Very Critical for a Schnauzer

Guy on cell: No way — I left my dog in the car. I don’t perform in front of animals!

http://overheardatcornell.blogspot.com/2007/03/overdue-posting-new-blog-sweet.html

Overheard by: sara

Posted on May 28, 2021
Animals, On the phone, Overheard at Cornell

On the phone