Guy on cell: You realize it is old people's only duty to die to get out of the way right?
International Airport
Louisville, Kentucky
Guy on cell: You realize it is old people's only duty to die to get out of the way right?
International Airport
Louisville, Kentucky
Chubby guy on cell: You know it’s bad when Bon Jovi shows up.
Target
Westminster, Maryland
Overheard by: JoviFan4Life
Girl on cell: Look, fine, then if you don't want Lucy Liu I'll hook you up with her sister. Then you can have two for one!
Film Class
Queen's University
Canadia
Overheard by: Umm can I get in on that?
Girl on phone: Hey girl! I just got done lubricating my Rubik’s cube!
http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/299433045/gotta-call-it-something.html
Overheard by: momo
20-ish girl on cell: So, they said it’s not ringworm — it’s some kind of skin virus that looks like ringworm. And they said I’m really lucky because so far it’s only on my back and stomach, not, like, my whole body and face. The tests come back on Friday, but they said it’s probably really contagious. I just hope it goes away before my trip to Miami!
http://www.overheardinminneapolis.com/2007/05/lets_take_public_transporation.html
Overheard by: sooooo glad I didn’t sit next to her
Guy on cell: No way — I left my dog in the car. I don’t perform in front of animals!
http://overheardatcornell.blogspot.com/2007/03/overdue-posting-new-blog-sweet.html
Overheard by: sara
Professor on cell: Okay, okay, so get it nice and wet and then put it on.
Ventura College
Ventura, California
Overheard by: Katherine
Girl on phone: Hi, mom, sorry I didn't call you back… I was busy having sex.
Melbourne
Australia
TA on cell: No, I do not want to play “guess who's pregnant?” again.
University of Florida
Overheard by: nick
Chick on cell: You’re gonna go rubbin’ your balls all over other girls and I can’t even…?
http://overheardatcornell.blogspot.com/2007/02/monday-madness.html
Overheard by: lichka
