When They Get the Messages, Her Parents Will Be Happy

Girl leaving message on cell: … Anyway, some good news: I’m not pregnant! Yup! You should be shocked, right? Okay, talk to you later.

http://overheardatcornell.blogspot.com/

Overheard by: anonymous

Like on That Episode Of Sliders

Woman on cell: Everyone's a Jew, except for the Jews!

Livonia, Michigan

Guy on cell: Have you ever heard of swinging? (pause) Bestiality?

Richmond, Virginia

Overheard by: Us

Preppy girl on cell: Yeah. He just got out of jail and he's hitting on me again.

Salem Community High School
Salem, Illinois

Overheard by: LiLlistna

Italian man on cell: Well, maybe she’ll find some nice Scandinavian boy as opposed to those monkeys she’s been dating.

http://www.overheardinminneapolis.com/2007/03/hey_monkeys_are_cool.html

Overheard by: wondering where she meets available monkeys

Guy on cell: Oh, so you’re the one who likes horseshoe crabs!

http://overheardatcornell.blogspot.com/2006/10/sundays-suck.html

Overheard by: patricia

20-something chick on cell: How do five-year-olds even know about jello enemas?

Vallejo Street
San Francisco, California

Overheard by: Pookins

Hoochie on cell: Yep, I have herpes. Isn’t it awesome?!

University of Chicago
Chicago, Illinois

Ghetto girl on cell: I don’t care what the fuck they said… They don’t know shit ’bout my coochie!

McArthur Center
Norfolk, Virginia

Overheard by: wes

Guy on phone at leather bar: Yeah, I’m at a church social… doing the Lord’s work. I’ll be on my knees later.

San Francisco, California
http://overheardinsanfrancisco.blogspot.com/2006/09/santa-mariamadre-de-dios.html

Overheard by: Kiko