On the phone

She’s Starting to Enjoy Having Poop Flung at Her

Italian man on cell: Well, maybe she’ll find some nice Scandinavian boy as opposed to those monkeys she’s been dating.

http://www.overheardinminneapolis.com/2007/03/hey_monkeys_are_cool.html

Overheard by: wondering where she meets available monkeys

Posted on October 23, 2017
Gossip, On the phone, Overheard in Minneapolis

The Key to Fame Is Setting Yourself Apart

Guy on cell: Oh, so you’re the one who likes horseshoe crabs!

http://overheardatcornell.blogspot.com/2006/10/sundays-suck.html

Overheard by: patricia

Posted on October 3, 2017
Gossip, On the phone, Overheard at Cornell

Seems Unfair to Blame Bill Cosby

20-something chick on cell: How do five-year-olds even know about jello enemas?

Vallejo Street
San Francisco, California

Overheard by: Pookins

Posted on September 27, 2017
Age and ageing, California, Default, Girls, Kids, Kink, On the phone, Questions, Weirdness

Might As Well Embrace It — You’re Stuck with It

Hoochie on cell: Yep, I have herpes. Isn’t it awesome?!

University of Chicago
Chicago, Illinois

Posted on September 21, 2017
Default, Health & Hygiene, Hoochies, Illinois, On the phone, Stupidity

That’s the Last Time I’ll Call the Psychic Friends Network

Ghetto girl on cell: I don’t care what the fuck they said… They don’t know shit ’bout my coochie!

McArthur Center
Norfolk, Virginia

Overheard by: wes

Posted on September 10, 2017
Black people, Default, Girls, Gripes, On the phone, Vagina, Virginia, Women

Father! How Nice to See You Again

Guy on phone at leather bar: Yeah, I’m at a church social… doing the Lord’s work. I’ll be on my knees later.

San Francisco, California
http://overheardinsanfrancisco.blogspot.com/2006/09/santa-mariamadre-de-dios.html

Overheard by: Kiko

Posted on July 13, 2017
Bars & Clubs, Liars, Lies, On the phone, Overheard in San Francisco, San Francisco

Why Do People Keep Marrying Danny Bonaduce?

Guy on Bluetooth: They took the two most aggressive animals and bred them together. What did they think was going to happen?

Oxford Valley Mall
Langhorne, Pennsylvania

Overheard by: Tom

Posted on May 16, 2017
Animals, Guys, On the phone, Pennsylvania, Questions, Sex, Weirdness

…To Paraphrase Nietzsche

White trash woman on cell: Yeah, she OD'ed, right? I just got out of jail for murder. “Your mom died of overdose” is what she told her. You need to stop telling people all this, I could get locked up for a long time. You told Heather and everybody, she knew all about what I did. But…I don't know, she said to call her. She's at her house, I guess. Look, you don't do shitty things to people that are there for you, you do shitty things to people that are not there for you.

Computer Science Department
Ohio State University

Overheard by: Now Heather and I are both in on the secret

Posted on May 11, 2017
Colleges & Universities, Compare and contrast, Crimes, Default, Drugs, Family ties, Fears, Offers and requests, Ohio, On the phone, Weirdness, Women

Seems to Be a Common Theme

Guy on phone: So what are we doing after bible study? Beers? Ladies?

Arizona State University

Overheard by: Tiffany

Posted on March 16, 2017
Arizona, Drinking & drunks, Offers and requests, On the phone, Religion, Sex

Tonight's Movie: 2 Fast 2 Delicious

Girl on cell: Not only did she steal my car, she ate the fucking cupcakes!

Southern Connecticut State University
New Haven, Connecticut

Posted on March 14, 2017
Connecticut, Feelings, Food, Girls, Gripes, On the phone