Angry Jersey girl on cell: No, you hung up on me in your manic, crazy way.
Church Tag Sale
New Jersey
Angry Jersey girl on cell: No, you hung up on me in your manic, crazy way.
Church Tag Sale
New Jersey
Girl on cell in empty hall: So how long do you want to have sex with your boyfriend? Until, like 3:00?
Temple University
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
iPod girl on cell: I'm eating lunch and listening to lesbian music. (pause) Yeah, The L Word soundtrack. I'm working on becoming a lesbian again. (laughs) I'm just kidding. I'm still gonna drive stick. (pause) That's what happens when you're a cock whore. You can't just give it up cold turkey.
Atlanta, Georgia
Girl leaving message on cell: … Anyway, some good news: I’m not pregnant! Yup! You should be shocked, right? Okay, talk to you later.
http://overheardatcornell.blogspot.com/
Overheard by: anonymous
Woman on cell: Everyone's a Jew, except for the Jews!
Livonia, Michigan
Guy on cell: Have you ever heard of swinging? (pause) Bestiality?
Richmond, Virginia
Overheard by: Us
Preppy girl on cell: Yeah. He just got out of jail and he's hitting on me again.
Salem Community High School
Salem, Illinois
Overheard by: LiLlistna
Italian man on cell: Well, maybe she’ll find some nice Scandinavian boy as opposed to those monkeys she’s been dating.
http://www.overheardinminneapolis.com/2007/03/hey_monkeys_are_cool.html
Overheard by: wondering where she meets available monkeys
Guy on cell: Oh, so you’re the one who likes horseshoe crabs!
http://overheardatcornell.blogspot.com/2006/10/sundays-suck.html
Overheard by: patricia
20-something chick on cell: How do five-year-olds even know about jello enemas?
Vallejo Street
San Francisco, California
Overheard by: Pookins
