Yet You Divorced Your Third Husband for Peeing in Your Shoes?

Woman on cell: I've been through many husbands, but the dog has been with me for 14 years! Men can be replaced but the dog stays!

Bellingham, Washington

Overheard by: sara

Posted on July 3, 2018
Animals, Compare and contrast, Feelings, On the phone, Relationships, Time Management, Washington, Women

“Don’t You Feel It in Your Pants?” Would Become a New Hit Single for Usher

Loud teen girl on cell: Jaime, I’ve been calling you! Didn’t you feel it in your pants?

http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/299422489/maybe-not.html

Overheard by: yikes

Posted on June 15, 2018
Cell phones, Clothes, Default, Girls, Gripes, On the phone, Overheard in Minneapolis, Teens

I Bought Her at the Adult Store

Man on cell: I don’t feel I owe you anything! … But I didn’t even use your service. I found a girlfriend on my own!

Edmonton, Alberta
Canadia

Overheard by: Steve E

Posted on May 21, 2018
Canadia, Default, Gripes, Guys, Jobs & Careers, On the phone, Relationships

Next Time, Do It in Your Coy, Playful Way!

Angry Jersey girl on cell: No, you hung up on me in your manic, crazy way.

Church Tag Sale
New Jersey

Posted on May 19, 2018
Feelings, Girls, New Jersey, On the phone, Relationships, Weirdness

It's 2:58 — Give Him a Little Credit.

Girl on cell in empty hall: So how long do you want to have sex with your boyfriend? Until, like 3:00?

Temple University
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Posted on April 24, 2018
Colleges & Universities, Girls, Infidelity, On the phone, Pennsylvania, Questions, Sex, Time Management

…Okay, Love You Too, Grandma. Bye.

iPod girl on cell: I'm eating lunch and listening to lesbian music. (pause) Yeah, The L Word soundtrack. I'm working on becoming a lesbian again. (laughs) I'm just kidding. I'm still gonna drive stick. (pause) That's what happens when you're a cock whore. You can't just give it up cold turkey.

Atlanta, Georgia