(at 4:30 pm)
College girl #1: Well, we could go get dinner now, but it's really early for that.
College guy: Well, it's not too early if you are old.
College girl #2: Yeah, they always start rolling into the restaurant about this time.
College girl #1: Really? I can't wait to be old!
http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/363289326/it-happens-earlier-than-you-think.html
Overheard by: I'm not in that big of a rush
Dude #1: Have you seen her lately?
Dude #2: Yeah, she looks great, except for the bulimia!
Dude #1: Really? She looks good?
Dude #2: Yeah, except her face looks like Skeletor.
http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/379925865/great-ass-though.html
Overheard by: give her a sandwich
Little boy playing with Legos: Look, I have a gun and two hookers!
http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/314981236/the-parental-warnings-are-there-for-a-reason.html
Overheard by: nanny in st. Paul
Girl to friend, while going to the bathroom: During that time of the month, I pee out of my butthole.
http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/426017235/naturally-4.html
Overheard by: weird, I normally just sneeze out of my eyes
Old guy to total stranger celebrating birthday: When you're young you can make love to six women at a time, but when you're old you can only make love to three women at a time.
Birthday man: Three women is plenty for me.
Old guy: Don't tell anyone I said that to you.
http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/288392553/your-secret-is-safe-with-us.html
Overheard by: coco
Guy #1: Seriously, that girl has a mouth the size of a dinosaur.
Guy #2: What kind of dinosaur?
Guy #1: A big-mouthed dinosaur.
http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/288357279/rawr.html
Overheard by: he could have said any noun
20-something girl: You know, slavery just bugs me.
http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/422144147/theres-just-something-about-it.html
Overheard by: just a bug
Guy with chocolate bars: Are these really two for two dollars?
Wal-Mart cashier: All I know is they're a dollar each.
http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/402280353/you-cant-buy-that-kind-of-knowledge.html
Overheard by: ellie.
Chick on cell: Christie! Christie! You better not smoke all of your cigarettes today! [Snaps phone shut.]
http://ohinmpls.blogspot.com/2006/10/mullet-lady-on-18-screaming-into-her.html
Overheard by: amy
Three-year-old boy (enthusiastically): When I get home, I’m going to shoot someone!
Sunday school teacher: I don’t think you should do that.
Three-year-old boy: With a squirt gun!
Sunday school teacher: Oh, good.
Three-year-old boy: And a machine gun!
http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/304115855/some-problems-require-a-machine-gun.html
Overheard by: wayzata
