If It Weren't for Those Compromising Nudie Pics Of You with the Chalupa

Guy #1: (mumbles)
Guy #2: Well, maybe you need to be more white.
Guy #1: What are you talking about? I'm Mexican, you're white!
(pause)
Guy #2: Dude, you would make the best politician.

Bathroom, UC Santa Cruz
California

Posted on June 10, 2009
Advice, California, Colleges & Universities, Compare and contrast, Default, Guys, Politics, Questions, Restroom

She Won't Even Buy “Fancy” Ketchup

Girl, looking at a bag of chips: How about these?
Friend checking for price: They're three dollars.
Girl, putting back the bag of chips: Dayuuummm! We don't need anything that fancy!

Grocery Store
Michigan

Overheard by: just buying some salsa.

Posted on June 9, 2009
Compare and contrast, Default, Food, Friends, Girls, Michigan, Money, Questions, Stores

Reader Poll: Is This Gross?

Woman to husband: Honey, can you go to the bathroom so the seat is warm when I use it?

Tucson, Arizona

Posted on June 9, 2009
Arizona, Default, Health & Hygiene, Offers and requests, Questions, Relationships, Women

Howard Stern Had One Custom-Installed.

Server: We need a button on the computer for this…
Boss man: For what?
Server: Balls on your face.

Midlothian, Virginia

Overheard by: bec-uhh

Posted on June 9, 2009
Balls, Body parts, Default, Employees, Guys, Offers and requests, Questions, Servers, Technology, Virginia

Good Luck with That.

Girl #1: You can't save every animal in the world.
Girl #2: You don't think you could save every animal in the world? We could go to the rain forest!
Girl #3: I want to go to the rain forest and save the monkeys and Chihuahuas!

Merced, California

Posted on June 9, 2009
Animals, California, Default, Girls, Offers and requests, Questions

We Predict the Expression “Fantasy Bar” Will Soon Sweep the Nation

Teen girl eating Fantasy Bar brownie: You want some of my Fantasy Bar?
Male friend, suddenly paying attention: What? Heck yes, it's about time!

Union Station
Washington, DC

Posted on June 9, 2009
Default, Food, Friends, Girls, Guys, Offers and requests, Public transportation, Questions, Teens, Washington, DC

You've All Signed Your Liability Waivers, Right?

Professor: Are there any questions before we begin the final?
Girl: Can we tear pages out of the exam?
Professor: Yes, we have the technology to reassemble it. (waves stapler around)

Managerial Accounting Class
Santa Barbara, California

Overheard by: Ariel

Posted on June 7, 2009
California, Class, Default, Education, Girls, Questions, Students, Teachers, Technology

Re-Enacting the Last Supper with Milk Just Wasn't As Fun

Girl #1: Wanna go to bible study with me tonight? It's really fun! It's gonna be at Stubbs and there'll be free bbq.
Girl #2: You're having bible study at a bar?

University of Texas at Austin

Overheard by: Nicole

Posted on June 7, 2009
Christianity, Colleges & Universities, Compare and contrast, Default, Food, Girls, Offers and requests, Questions, Texas

But Good Luck Finding Feminist Theory There

Frazzled student at exam pick-up room: Where can I find religion?
Exam worker: The Catholic church across the street?

Smith College
Northampton, Massachusetts

Overheard by: Mary

Posted on June 6, 2009
Christianity, Colleges & Universities, Default, Employees, Massachusetts, Offers and requests, Questions, Religion, Students

Nothing Reaffirms My Masculinity Better Than Tasting the Rainbow.

Angry male: You don't have a couch! Where are the boyfriends and husbands supposed to think?
Tiny shop assistant #1: I really don't know.
Tiny shop assistant #2: Well, we don't have a couch. But we do have Skittles!
Angry male: That will suffice.

Supre Store
Australia

Posted on June 6, 2009
Australia, Candy, Compare and contrast, Default, Employees, Girls, Gripes, Guys, Questions, Stores

Questions