Does That Sound Dirty to Anyone Else?

Teen boy to friends: Wait, how the hell did we start talking about the Swedish mafia?
Teen girl three tables away, leaping out of seat very excitedly: I want a Swedish muffin!

Cafeteria, Corona del Sol High School
Chandler, Arizona

Posted on June 5, 2009
Arizona, Compare and contrast, Default, Food, Geography, Girls, Guys, Offers and requests, Questions, School [Elem., Middle, & High], Teens

You Bake Dogs?

Woman to friend: Is she aware that we have three Talbots and a dog bakery?

Princeton University
New Jersey

Posted on June 5, 2009
Clothes, Colleges & Universities, Default, Food, Names, New Jersey, Questions, Women

I Slept My Way Into Advanced Paper-Cutting

Art teacher: The size of the square should be 13 inches…
Student #1, interrupting: Is that the length or the width?
Student #2: Uh, Krista, it's a square. The length and width are the same.
Student #1: Well, don't get mad at me just because I'm not all smart like you!

Marathon, Florida

Overheard by: Chey

Posted on June 4, 2009
Advice, Compare and contrast, Default, Education, Florida, Questions, Students, Stupidity, Teachers

Makes You Want to Roll Around in Her, Huh?

Cute girl: This lotion is great! I actually have it on now, and keep smelling myself!
Teen boy, dragged in by his mother: Really? Can I smell you?
Cute girl: Sure! Smell me!
Teen boy: Wow, you do smell great! Mom, smell her!

Soap Store
New York City, New York

Posted on June 4, 2009
Default, Family ties, Girls, Guys, New York, Offers and requests, Questions, Sensory experiences, Stores, Teens

Like, in Which Of the Boroughs?

Blonde bimbo: So what part of New York are you from?
Brunette: Manhattan.
Blonde bimbo: Like where is that in New York?

Maine

Posted on June 2, 2009
Default, Girls, Maine, Questions, Stupidity, US Geography

Can't We Just, Like, Phone It In?

College boy #1: Like what does that mean? I don't go to class! Do you go to class?
College boys #2 and #3: No!

Emory University
Atlanta, Georgia

Overheard by: On my way to class

Posted on June 2, 2009
Colleges & Universities, Compare and contrast, Default, Education, Georgia, Guys, Questions, Students

The Feather Boas Are Confusing

English teacher: Going around is a sheet with some 1920s slang, so you can get used to it before we start reading The Great Gatsby. Okay, so, everyone knows what a flapper is…?
Tenth grader: Oh, like a transvestite, right?

Tinton Falls, New Jersey

Posted on June 2, 2009
Books, Compare and contrast, Default, New Jersey, Questions, Students, Teachers, Words

Like “Reach Out and Touch Someone” Was Any Better?

Lecturer, about advertisements: A hug that lasts all day? What is that, like bondage?

Urbana, Illinois

Posted on June 1, 2009
Compare and contrast, Default, Employees, Illinois, Questions, Words

Maybe They Could Just Hold Hands While the Piercings Did It

Bathroom chick #1: So he had three piercings up there and two down there…
Bathroom chick #2: He said he had one that would get her off on her clit if they did it doggie style.
Bathroom chick #1: But what if her clit was pierced too? And his piercings on her clit?

Chilkoot Charlies
Anchorage, Alaska

Posted on June 1, 2009
Alaska, Body parts, Default, Girls, Questions, Restroom, Sex

Cute Puppets!

Guy to couple: Hey there, what are you doing ?
Man: I'm teaching Nikki sexual sign language.

Hinckley
England

Posted on May 31, 2009
Default, Education, England, Guys, Questions, Sex

Questions