A Small But Important Distinction.

Daughter, about cousin: Does he want to give me a ride?
Dad: No, he wants you to ride him.

North Canton, Ohio

Posted on April 17, 2009
Dads, Default, Girls, Guys, Offers and requests, Ohio, Questions, Words

While the Dean Is Out Of Town on His Grinding and Shimmying Tour

Undergrad student: Where are the nursing faculty?
University secretary: Pumping.

College
Missouri

Overheard by: rami

Posted on April 17, 2009
Colleges & Universities, Default, Employees, Missouri, Offers and requests, Questions, Students, Weirdness, Words

Ask a Monumentally-Retarded Question…

College student: Where do babies come from?
Professor: Well, one of mine came from a test tube, one came from China, and two of them came from a crazy woman. Any more questions?

UMW
Fredericksburg, Virginia

Posted on April 17, 2009
Colleges & Universities, Default, Family ties, Geography, Questions, Students, Teachers, Virginia

The Difference Between the South and the North: Encapsulated

Female #1, seeing adult bookstore: well, that doesn't look like a porn store. It looks classy…like an ammo shop.
Female #2: Like an ammo shop? Classy like an ammo shop?

Egan, Louisiana

Posted on April 16, 2009
Compare and contrast, Default, Girls, Louisiana, Porn, Questions, Shopping, Weirdness

You Don't Sound Excited!!!

Girl #1: Are you excited?
Girl #2: About what?
Girl #1: About everything!
Girl #2: Yeah.
Girl #1: I'm always excited!

Christchurch
New Zealand

Posted on April 15, 2009
Compare and contrast, Default, Feelings, Girls, New Zealand, Questions, Weirdness

Choking to Death on Carbon Emissions Is a Masculine Rite Of Passage

Guy #1: Are you going to get a Prius?
Guy #2: Nah, I want a car with balls, not an environmentally friendly vagina.

Sunnyvale, California

Overheard by: GameCat

Posted on April 11, 2009
Balls, California, Default, Guys, Offers and requests, Questions, Technology, Vagina

And Then People Will Comprehendify You.

Husband: Yeah, I think that's because of the…the…
Wife: The what? Spit it out!
Husband: I know, I've been having so much trouble lately coming up with the appropriate word for what I'm trying to say.
Wife: Yeah, that's your problem. You just need to be able to think of what you need to say in advance so you can articulize it.

Toronto
Canadia

Overheard by: King Dubby

Posted on April 11, 2009
Canadia, Couples, Default, Girls, Guys, Offers and requests, Questions, Words

…or at Least It

Girl, discussing the penis of Jon from Watchmen: I mean, I heard from someone that they actually made it smaller, so guys wouldn't feel embarrassed when they saw it on screen.
TA: Actually, they enhanced it.
Girl: What? Damn it, I wanted to marry him…

Whittier College
Whittier, California

Overheard by: Sam. the blind

Posted on April 11, 2009
California, Colleges & Universities, Compare and contrast, Default, Girls, Penis, Questions, Relationships, Students, Weirdness

I'll Wear the Inevitable Gonorrhea with Pride

Plain girl: He's in a band and he lives in New York. What else is there to talk about?

Farmers Market
Los Angeles, California

Posted on April 10, 2009
California, Default, Geography, Girls, Gossip, Questions, Stores

…Come Help Me Pick Out a Thong.

Mother to three-year-old son: What are you doing? Come here, stop looking at the bras!
Son: (mumbles something unintelligible)
Mother: Yes, I know they're beautiful…but they're not for you!

Target
Delran, New Jersey

Overheard by: Amused Employee

Posted on April 10, 2009
Beauty, Clothes, Default, Kids, Moms, New Jersey, Questions, Stores, Women

Questions