Have You So Little Faith in My Navigational Ability?

Woman to husband, facing large sign saying “Carolina Mall”: Can we get to the mall from here?

Charlotte, North Carolina

Posted on February 6, 2009
Default, North Carolina, Offers and requests, Questions, Shopping, Women

I Thought It Was on Every Guy's Punch List

Girl #1: So really Edward doesn't like anal?
Girl #2: Yeah, he doesn't even like anal.
Girl #1: Did you just ask him? Or did that just come up?
Girl #2: You know what? I don't even remember…I was drunk. I must've asked.

Petco Park
San Diego, California

Posted on February 5, 2009
Backdoor, California, Default, Drinking & drunks, Girls, Questions

That's What You Said About Hannah Montana!

Man coming out of feminist art retrospective: So, what did you think of the show?
Woman: Not enough menstrual blood.

Vancouver Art Gallery
Vancouver
Canadia

Overheard by: I would have to agree

Posted on February 5, 2009
Canadia, Default, Gender issues, Guys, Questions, Sexuality, Women

Clearly You've Never Been to Wellesley

Boyfriend: What, forty dollars for a bra?!
Girlfriend: That's quite cheap for one.
Boyfriend: I'm glad I'm not a girl.
Girlfriend: Me too.
Boyfriend: Why's that?
Girlfriend: Because you'd be the dirtiest girl I know.

Farmers
Masterton
New Zealand

Posted on February 4, 2009
Clothes, Couples, Default, Girls, Guys, Health & Hygiene, Money, New Zealand, Questions

Let's Hope It's Either Biology Class Or Comparative Media Studies

Professor, noticing student's t-shirt: What is that?
Student: A gorilla and a shark high fiving in front of an explosion.
Professor: I'm going to work that into discussion somehow.

Point Park University
Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania

Overheard by: ZB

Posted on February 4, 2009
Animals, Class, Clothes, Colleges & Universities, Default, Education, Pennsylvania, Questions, Students, Teachers

Unless “Dinner”'s the Name Of That Call Girl

Young boy: Where's daddy?
Mother: He's at home. Hypothetically he's starting dinner right now.
Slightly older boy: That's unlikely.

Bus
Bozeman, Montana

Posted on February 3, 2009
Bus, Default, Family ties, Food, Guys, Kids, Moms, Montana, Questions, Women

Wait 'Til She Learns Sweden Also Has Universal Healthcare

Jersey girl #1: And then she was like, “What's a Guido?”
Jersey girl #2 (blissfully): I like to think there's a world where people don't know what Guidos are. I bet there'd be unicorns.

Manasquan, New Jersey

Posted on February 3, 2009
Animals, Default, Geography, Girls, Language barrier, New Jersey, Questions, Weirdness

This Happens Every School Day

Black girl #1: It looks like you're wearing underwear.
Black girl #2: I am wearing underwear.
Black girl #1: Oh okay.
Black girl #2: Wanna see?
Black girls surrounding: No!

Jackson Memorial High School
Jackson, New Jersey

Posted on February 2, 2009
Clothes, Default, Girls, New Jersey, Offers and requests, Questions, School [Elem., Middle, & High]

And Fluffy's Even More Fanatical About Keeping Kosher

Woman, purchasing dog treat: Is this beef or pork?
Cashier: It says right here, it's 100% beef.
Woman: Oh good, I don't eat pork.

http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/268651002/sometimes-we-get-curious.html

Overheard by: slightly concerned.

Posted on February 1, 2009
Default, Employees, Food, Overheard in Minneapolis, Questions, Weirdness, Women

Then We Watched Killer Klowns from Outer Space

Her: Clown porn, clown porn, clown porn. You put that in my head.
Him: How did I put that in your head?
Her: You told me about it.
Him: No, I told you about midget porn.

http://overheardinpdx.blogspot.com/2008/05/porn.html

Overheard by: b! x.

Posted on January 31, 2009
Body parts, Default, Girls, Guys, Overheard in PDX, Porn, Questions, Weirdness

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