Meet the “Bad Companions” Your Mother Warned You About

Barefoot girl in red dress: Oh my god, what are we doing?!
Girl with partially shaved head and blue sweater: We're… (dodges car) We're running into traffic.

Melbourne
Australia

Posted on October 17, 2021
Australia, Girls, Questions, Stupidity, Weirdness

It Slunk Away After I Kicked Its Ass

Student to other: Do you have your uterus?

Duke Medicine
Durham, North Carolina

Posted on October 16, 2021
Default, North Carolina, Questions, Students, Stupidity, Uterus

Otherwise It'll Just Get Made Into McNuggets

Scruffy man with garbage bag to stranger: Want to buy some chicken breast?

Blue Line Train
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Posted on October 12, 2021
Birds, Default, Food, Guys, Offers and requests, Pennsylvania, Questions, Train

…Drugs? It's Drugs, Right?

Dumb brunette #1: Well, he likes Sarah and Matt…
Dumb brunette #2: They don't count, everyone likes them!
Dumb brunette #1: Well, my boyfriend doesn't like any of my friends, then. I don't really like any of my friends.
Smart, older blonde walking by: Well, dear, there's a simple solution to that.
Dumb brunette #1: Oh? What is it?

University Library, Kent State
Kent, Ohio

Posted on October 9, 2021
Colleges & Universities, Girls, Ohio, Questions, Relationships

…Even Though It's Shaped Like St. Peter?

Girlfriend, excited: I know exactly what I'm going to get you for your birthday this year.
Boyfriend: Oh yeah? I know exactly what I am going to get you for your birthday.
Girlfriend: Really? Are you going to get that thing cut off your back?

Cafe
Sydney
Australia

Posted on October 3, 2021
Age and ageing, Australia, Couples, Default, Girls, Guys, Offers and requests, Questions, Restaurants

None Of Which Are All That Hard

Student: Have you ever heard of the penis game?
Female professor: Which one? I've played many penis games.

Greek Myth Class
Illinois Wesleyan University

Overheard by: problem

Posted on October 2, 2021
Class, Default, Games, Girls, Illinois, Penis, Questions, Students, Teachers

But I'm Reasonably Sure That's Where Your Dad Is from

Girl: Whoa…There's a band called “Asia”? Mom, is this what I was named after?
Mother: No, honey.

Branson, Missouri

Posted on October 1, 2021
Default, Family ties, Girls, Missouri, Moms, Music, Names, Questions, Women

How Do You Think the Lollipop Guild Got Their Name?

Girl #1: So my computer is dead, and I don't know how to fix it.
Girl #2: What do you think is wrong with it?
Girl #1: It's got a virus. But it was totally worth it.
Girl #2: Oh, yeah? Why?
Girl #1: Well, Mary* and I were curious and wanted to know if midgets' dicks are normal-sized or midget-sized, so we were looking up midget porn.
Girl #2: And the verdict is?
Girl #1: They're normal-sized. This one guy was seriously a tripod. It's incredible.
Male bartender: Yeah, I can see how that would be worth a completely devastating virus on your computer. Can you write down the website you found it on?

Killarney's Pub
Hamilton, New Jersey

Overheard by: Currrly!

Posted on October 1, 2021
Bars & Clubs, Bartenders, Girls, Guys, New Jersey, Offers and requests, Penis, Questions, Sexuality, Technology

Once You Go Cowboy, You Get a Whole New Posse

Preteen girl #1, trying on cowboy hat: If I was a cowboy, would you be my friend?
Preteen girl #2: No.

Newburyport, Massachusetts

Posted on September 29, 2021
Clothes, Clothing, Massachusetts, Questions, Relationships, Tweens

He Would've Assumed You Could Read

Train conductor, to teenage girl with feet on chair: Can you read? (points to sign)
Teenage girl: What…? Oh, sorry. (takes her feet down, conductor walks away)
Suit: He would have never done that if you were a guy.

New Jersey Transit

Posted on September 28, 2021
Conductors, New Jersey, Public transportation, Questions, Sexuality, Suits, Teens

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