Nobody Can Do Sexual Harassment Like the Insane

Crazy bag lady, loudly: I don't suck dick for pussy! I don't suck dick for pussy! I don't suck dick for pussy!
(sits down next to another passenger on the subway)
Crazy bag lady, now in passenger's face: I don't suck dick for pussy!
(female passenger gets up and moves)
Crazy bag lady: Why you jumping? Why you jumping, bitch!? You weren't jumpin' last night when that guy put his long ass dick in you last night!
Female passenger: Excuse me, ma'am, don't say that to me! You don't know me!
(subway train stops)
Conductor: City Hall station!
Female passenger: Excuse me, sir, there's a crazy lady on the subway harassing the other passengers.
Conductor: Oh, could you point her out to me?
(female passenger points to crazy woman yelling)
Conductor: Ma'am, are you bothering people?
Crazy bag lady: Why you tryin' to fuck me standing up!? Why don't you fuck me lying down like a gentleman!
Conductor: Ma'am, I'm calling the police.

Broad Street Line Subway
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Posted on April 7, 2021
Ass, BJs, Compare and contrast, Crazies, Default, Employees, Insults, Offers and requests, Penis, Pennsylvania, Public transportation, Questions, Sex, Vagina, Weirdness, Women

The Gospel Rap Song That's Sweeping the Charts

(group bows heads and man begins to pray)
Girl (just realizing prayer has started): Oh! Holy shit! We're praying?!

Shawnee Mission Park
Shawnee, Kansas

Posted on April 6, 2021
Default, Etiquette, Girls, Kansas, Questions, Religion

A High Holy Day for Us Retailians

Girl #1: Well, today wasn't a total loss, I did find my outfit for tomorrow.
Girl #2: True. By the way, what's tomorrow?
Girl #1: Uh, Thursday. You mean like the date?
Girl #2: No, I mean: what's the occasion for the outfit?
Girl #1: Oh, right! Thursday.

Dulles Town Center
Loudoun County, Virginia

Posted on March 31, 2021
Clothes, Default, Girls, Malls, Questions, Stupidity, Virginia, Weirdness

I'm Relatively Free of Parasites

Young buck #1: Do you want to go out to the track and race?
Young buck #2: I'm not fond of dust baths.

Monroe Community College
Rochester, New York

Posted on March 29, 2021
Colleges & Universities, Dancing, Default, Guys, New York, Offers and requests, Questions

Kinda Like Denim and Leggings

Man #1: I know this is stupid, but are buffalo extinct?
Man #2: No, they used to be.

Austin, Texas

Posted on March 28, 2021
Animals, Default, Guys, Questions, Stupidity, Texas

So You're…a Coxswain?

Girl #1: My two biggest concerns in life are rowing and gays.
Girl #2: Rowing and what?
Girl #1: Gays!

George Mason University
Fairfax, Virginia

Posted on March 22, 2021
Colleges & Universities, Default, Girls, Health & Hygiene, Questions, Sexuality, Virginia

Besides, Wasn't Harmanfadites a King Of Persia?

Male student: We were learning about harmanfadites in my psych class today.
Female student: What's that?
Male student It's when a person is born with boy and girl parts.
Female student: Nasty.
Male student: Yeah. I was wondering, if two of them have sex, are they both gay? Or lesbians?
Female student: I can't talk about this while I am eating.

Wayne State University
Detroit, Michigan

Overheard by: Jonson

Posted on March 18, 2021
Colleges & Universities, Default, Education, Food, Girls, Guys, Michigan, Questions, Sex, Sexuality, Students, Stupidity

I Didn't Expect the Irish to Be Such Pussies

Coworker: Where were you? You were meant to be in work at 7!
Drunk Slovakian guy arriving at work: I drank Jack Daniels until 5 this morning, then went to bed. I woke at nine and fucked Jane, then got my brother to drop me off at work.

Craigavon
Northern Ireland