We Should Do a Barbeque or Something

Man: You look familiar.
Woman: I think we are neighbors. 1st and Bates?
Man: Yeah, we live on the 1st Street side.
Woman: Ah, I live near the crackhouse on Bates.
Man: Can you be more specific?
Woman: The red crackhouse on Bates.

dcist.com

Posted on July 7, 2021
dcist.com, Default, Drugs, Guys, Questions, Weirdness, Women

But She Didn't Use Their Blood As Paint This Time!

Sober girl: Look, all I'm saying is, I wouldn't fucking mess with her. She's clinically insane.
Drunk girl: But you know, I think she's really smart. There are those people, you know, that are so smart they're like actually crazy… Real mental, and we just think they're weird, but they're not! They have like, an IQ of 200!
Sober girl: You do realize that she drew pictures of her friends decapitated, right?

Wellington
New Zealand

Overheard by: Were they talking about the same person?

Posted on July 2, 2021
Character, Compare and contrast, Drunks, Girls, New Zealand, Questions, Violence, Weirdness

So I'll Grind Them Up, Snort Them, and Hope for the Best

Girl #1, holding up box of Kellogg's frosted flakes and reading: Oh, shit. Oh, fuck.
Girl #2: What?
Girl #1: There aren't any directions.

Clark University
Worcester, Massachusetts

Overheard by: jedusor

Posted on June 27, 2021
Colleges & Universities, Default, Food, Girls, Insults, Massachusetts, Questions, Weirdness

Fowl Behavior?

Woman: So, I want a small frozen turkey.
Meat guy: Okay, just right over here.
Woman: Ewww… What's wrong with this one?
Meat guy: Sorry?
Woman: Well, is something missing?
Meat guy: Um… No.
Woman: Well, what is this “grain fed” business??
Meat guy: Oh, that means it's fed with grains.
Woman: Oh! (picks up turkey and leaves)

Grocery Store
Ontario
Canadia

Overheard by: Matt C

Posted on June 26, 2021
Canadia, Customers, Default, Employees, Food, Offers and requests, Questions, Stores, Stupidity, Women, Words

… and a Coal Miner?

Sorority chick, discussing Shroud of Turin: Jesus was 14 feet tall?

Philosophy of Religion Class, Lycoming College
Williamsport, Pennsylvania

Posted on June 21, 2021
Colleges & Universities, Compare and contrast, Jesus, Pennsylvania, Questions, Sorority types

…And That He Watches According to Jim??

College sorostitute: Well, I thought we'd been dating for, like, 3 months. But then I looked at his Facebook profile, and it said “single.”
Non-slutty college friend: You had to use Facebook to…
College sorostitute: Also, did you know he had a kid?

Charleston, South Carolina

Overheard by: Nuddles

Posted on June 20, 2021
Default, Friends, Girls, Internet, Kids, Questions, Relationships, Sorority types, South Carolina, Students

If One More Person Asks Me That Today…

Guy to table of friends: I mean, what would you do if you saw a hippo putting on ChapStick?

Atlanta, Georgia

Overheard by: CJ

Posted on June 17, 2021
Animals, Default, Georgia, Guys, Names, Offers and requests, Questions, Weirdness

…Dad?

Loud 20-something girl on cell: What do you mean you made out with my uncle?!

Spokane, Washington

Posted on June 15, 2021
Default, Family ties, Girls, K-I-S-S-I-N-G, Questions, Washington

And I Certainly Never Had a David Lee Roth Action Figure

Quiet guy, interrupting conversation: Um, Ben, did you ever listen to Van Halen while you were at school?
Ben: Uh, no.
Quiet guy: Yeah, neither did I.

Geelong
Australia

Overheard by: Bemused

Posted on June 14, 2021
Australia, Default, Education, Guys, Memory lane, Music, Questions

Who Wants to Know?

Little boy: My teacher doesn't wear a bra!
Mother: Did she tell you that or did you just notice?

Chicago, Illinois

Overheard by: Claire

Posted on June 12, 2021
Clothes, Default, Education, Guys, Illinois, Kids, Moms, Questions, Women

Questions