You'd Know Why If You'd Ever Dipped One in the Toilet

Tipsy guy to girl beside him: What are you doing later?
Girl: Going home to Scotchgard my bathrobe.

Duke & Duchess Bar
Ontario
Canadia

Overheard by: Cooper Street Relic

Posted on May 16, 2021
Bars & Clubs, Canadia, Default, Drunks, Girls, Guys, Questions, Weirdness, Words

Well You're the One Who Said The Cheetah Club Was Out!

Girlfriend: No, tell me, I do wanna know where you want our wedding!
Boyfriend: Funplex.
Girlfriend: You want our wedding at Funplex?
Passerby: Oh, shit!

Jersey City, New Jersey

Overheard by: Walking by

Posted on May 14, 2021
Couples, New Jersey, Questions, Relationships, Weirdness

Someone's Always in the Kitchen With Dinah

TA on cell: No, I do not want to play “guess who's pregnant?” again.

University of Florida

Overheard by: nick

Posted on May 11, 2021
Colleges & Universities, Default, Florida, Games, Offers and requests, On the phone, Pregnancy, Questions, Students

Straight Men: Dammit, You Guys Ruin Everything!

Gay sports fan to table of gay sports fans, while watching Packers game: So, are you a packer or a packee?

Washington, DC

Posted on May 10, 2021
Compare and contrast, Queers, Questions, Sexuality, Washington, DC, Words

Build Him a Sukkah?

Loudmouthed breakfast patron: I’m not trying to be rude or anything, but what if you keep kosher and someone, like, brings a pig to your house? Like, what do you do with their pet pig?

Toast Two
Chicago, Illinois

Overheard by: Paul

Posted on May 9, 2021
Animals, Customers, Illinois, Questions, Religion, Restaurants

As You Should Know All Too Well, Cuntrella

Teacher: Does anyone know how to spell that?
(silence)
Student: Looks like it’s time to whip out the dic!
Teacher: Some words should *not* be shortened.

High School Classroom
Rhode Island

Posted on May 1, 2021
Default, Education, Questions, Rhode Island, School [Elem., Middle, & High], Students, Teachers, Words

So That's What the Propeller Beanie Is About

Rowdy child in shopping cart: Mom! What's that?
Tired mom: Spam.
Rowdy child: Mom! Can we get it? Can we get it, mom? Mom? Can we? Mom!
Tired mom: No.
(rowdy child starts freaking out)
Tired mom: Okay! Fine, but will you eat it?
Rowdy child: Nope…I just like attention.

Sobey's
Toronto, Ontario
Canadia

Overheard by: aleXis

Posted on April 29, 2021
Canadia, Default, Feelings, Food, Kids, Moms, Offers and requests, Questions, Stores, Wishes

And Together, Our Geekiness Is Unstoppable

20-something girl: If anyone ever punches me, all of the turtles in western Pennsylvania will get together, form a giant stack, and bite that person.
20-something guy: Wow. Like Voltron?
20-something girl: Why did I marry you?
20-something guy: *Because* I say things like that.
20-something girl (sighing): Yeah, you're right.

Walnut St
Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania

Posted on April 24, 2021
Animals, Default, Geography, Girls, Guys, Pennsylvania, Questions, Relationships

Not That It Does Much Good

Dude #1: So, what are you in?
Chick: Physiology, but I’m taking physics and anatomy.
Dude #2: Shit! So you get to go to the morgue and stuff?
Chick: Yeah! I love it!
Dude #1: Do you have to touch their privates?!

http://www.overheardatmcgill.com/archives/2007/03/21/only-if-youre-doing-honours/

Posted on April 14, 2021
Body parts, Creepsters, Education, Overheard at McGill, Questions

This From a Girl with an “Enter Here –>” Tattoo?

Girl #1: Did you hear John* is thinking about getting a new tattoo?
Girl #2: Yeah? What's it gonna be?
Girl #1: He wants to get a kangaroo wearing gumboots, with a shovel over its shoulder. How classy is that?

Sydney
Australia

Posted on April 8, 2021
Australia, Default, Girls, Questions, Shoes, Tattoos

Questions