Playing Chess? Really?

Girl on cell: Wait, how exactly did you manage to pull your ass muscle?

http://overheardinthevalley.blogspot.com/2007/04/do-they-offer-class-on-that.html

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Posted on February 10, 2021
On the phone, Overheard in the Valley, Questions

And They Were Like, “Now We Can All Poke Without Passing Around Chlamydia!”

Girl: My friends are always saying I need to make a Facebook page and I'm like, “Why? I talk to you a-holes enough already!”

http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/416332366/so-you-can-send-me-gifts-you-spent-a-dollar-on.html

Overheard by: sleeping on the job

Posted on February 9, 2021
Compare and contrast, Default, Girls, Internet, Overheard in Minneapolis, Questions

Still, Nobody Better Lay a Finger on My Buttfingerer

Teenage girl to friend: And then he stuck his finger up my butt, and said “Oh, yeah, do you like that, babe?”
Friend: See, there you go. If you don't sit a guy down and tell him not to go up your butt, he will. Look at you, you're butt-fingered.

Subway Store
Maitland
Australia

Posted on February 7, 2021
Ass, Australia, Body parts, Default, Friends, Girls, Questions, Sex, Stores, Teens, Words

Africans: Wow, They're Fat Monsters and Stupid

Brunette: I wish I could speak those sweet African languages.
Blonde: What sweet African languages?
Brunette: Ya know, the ones where they cluck at each other. Cluck cluck clickity clack cluck.
Blonde: Yeah! I know what you mean. Clack clack cluck cluck click cluck clacky clack. (laughs)
Brunette, laughing: I bet they just make stuff up!
Blonde: Yeah, dude! Clack clack clickity clacky clack clack cluck! AKA, wanna go get some cow…meat?
Brunette, laughing: You're retarded. I don't think anyone in Africa says shit like that.

Michigan

Posted on February 4, 2021
Default, Food, Girls, Michigan, Questions, Stupidity, Wishes, Words

Don't Make Me Do Date Math, Tricia

18-year-old girl to 20-year-old girl: The Declaration of Independence looks really old and faded. How old is it?

National Archives
Washington, DC

Posted on February 4, 2021
Age and ageing, Girls, History, Questions, Washington, DC

I Won’t Make That Mistake Twice!

Four-year-old: Mommy? When are you going to marry Daddy?
Mom: Shhh…

Trader Joe’s
Brookline, Massachusetts

Posted on February 3, 2021
Massachusetts, Questions, Should have used a condom

…Grandma.

Ghetto lady on cell: Where you at? (pause) Yeah, you better be at work and not out fucking around on me. (pause) You know damn well what the fuck I am talking about, motherfucker! (pause) Bitch, I am making tacos so I gotta get some fucking sour cream. (pause) I said I am making fucking tacos. (pause) Alright, I love you too.

Sun Fresh
Kansas City, Missouri

Overheard by: WesAli