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Confused-sounding girl on cell: I could fit an orange in my vagina?

Leamington Spa
England

Overheard by: Bleep

Posted on January 24, 2021
England, Fruit, Girls, Masturbation, Questions, Vagina

Oh, Right: “I'm a Smoker Now.”

Guy #1: Dude, how do you blow smoke rings!
Guy #2 jokingly: It is the same as sucking dick.
Guy #1: Oh, okay! (blows smoke rings effortlessly)
Guy #2: Do you need to tell me something, man?

Hookah Bar
Colorado Springs, Colorado

Posted on January 15, 2021
Bars & Clubs, BJs, Colorado, Compare and contrast, Guys, Penis, Questions, Sexuality, Smoking

If So, Have I Got the Portable Fainting Couch for You!

Loud lady to friend: So, have you fallen down in any more parking lots this summer?

Panera Bread
White Marsh, Maryland

Overheard by: just eatin my lunch

Posted on January 11, 2021
Ladies who lunch, Maryland, Questions

We're Imagining the Cat Lady from The Simpsons

Crazy lady to group of girls: Well, there's us and then there's them. And when I was your age I said I was never gonna be like them. And look at me… Do I look anything like them?

Greenfield, Massachusetts

Posted on January 10, 2021
Age and ageing, Compare and contrast, Crazies, Girls, Massachusetts, Questions, Women

What’s Your Problem? Twenties Keep Coming Out!

Guy to girl in line at ATM: Stop playing with his butthole! What are you doing to his butthole?!

Champaign, Illinois

Overheard by: In front of her in line, and afraid to turn around

Posted on January 3, 2021
Friends, Illinois, Questions

Just for Coffee, Not for Abduction

Girl eating pizza to friends: Like, do I want to meet aliens? Yes!

Pizza Place
Tempe, Arizona

Overheard by: Felicity

Posted on January 2, 2021
Arizona, Food, Friends, Girls, Questions, Weirdness, Wishes

Why Will’s Parents Sent Him to His Auntie and Uncle in Bel Air

Girl: Jazmin*, what was you doing in the bathroom?
Jazmin: Oh, you know…
Boy across the hall: She was taking a dump!
Jazmin: Yup! That’s what we do all day, every day.

Public High School
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Overheard by: andromeda

Posted on January 1, 2021
Default, Etiquette, Friends, Girls, Guys, Health & Hygiene, Pennsylvania, Poop, Questions, School [Elem., Middle, & High], Words

You Owe Me for Helping You Realize You're Gay

Young teenage boy: You owe me.
Young teenage girl: I owe you for what?
Young teenage boy: For sleeping with you for four years!

St. Louis, Missouri

Overheard by: Abby C.

Posted on December 31, 2020
Default, Girls, Guys, Missouri, Offers and requests, Questions, Sex, Teens

Mirror, Mirror on the Hill/ Who’s the Sluttiest at McGill?

Girl #1: You are definitely sluttier than I am!
Girl #2: No way. You are!
Girl #1: You are sleeping with two guys!
Girl #2: You sleep with guys and don’t call them back…ever.
Girl #1: Is that slutty?

http://www.overheardatmcgill.com/archives/2008/04/25/1-800-big-slut/

Overheard by: cybertheque

Posted on December 24, 2020
Compare and contrast, Default, Friends, Girls, Infidelity, Overheard at McGill, Questions, Sexuality

Imagine That.

Smokin' hot Filipina girlfriend: My friend said that I should use Photoshop and imagination to do this. I have Photoshop, but where can I get imagination? I've never heard of it.
White boyfriend: You're kidding me, right?
Smokin' hot Filipina girlfriend: What?
White boyfriend: There is no software called “imagination.” Just use your imagination. Duh!
Smokin' hot Filipina girlfriend: You're so not getting a blowjob tonight.

Toronto
Canadia

Overheard by: The white boyfriend

Posted on December 18, 2020
BJs, Canadia, Couples, Default, Girls, Guys, Offers and requests, Questions, Smokers, Stupidity, Technology

Questions