School [Elem., Middle, & High]

Huge gangsta boy: Maaaan, gimme a hug!
Preppy white friend: What?! No!
Huge gansta boy: What the fuck, man, just gimme a goddam hug!

High School
Nashville, Tennessee

16-year-old student: Ah, those were the days… people talked on the phone, and phones got phone calls…

High School
Binghamton, New York

Freshman: Are Arby’s sandwiches any good?
Junior: Arby’s sandwiches are Jesus Christ!

Gilbert High School
Gilbert, Arizona

AP English teacher: Can anyone tell me what feminine rhyme is?
Guy in class: Um, rhyme that's not very good?

Winona Senior High School
Winona, Minnesota

Overheard by: Stephanie Miene

Physics student: If you go faster than the speed of sound, can you…hear…into the future?

Kingston High School
Kingston, New York

Guy: I was a dragon in my past life.
Girl: Did you have sex with other dragons?
Guy: Of course.

High School Gym
West Virginia

Overheard by: Kimber

Girl to boy: I thought you lost your voice when you dropped your laptop?

Queens Park Community School
London
England

Girl: You know, Santa and Superman would make an adorable gay couple.

Hume-Fogg High School
Nashville, Tennessee

Dude: It's not racial profiling, because every black person breaks the law.

High School Classroom
Englewood, Colorado

Substitute teacher: Because your teacher is gone today, your prostitutions… Wait! No! Prosecutions… No, not that one either. Presentations. Yes, that's the one! Your presentations will be postponed.

High School
Kuna, Idaho

Overheard by: Girl in the back of the class