There Are Muslims in Utah?

Boy: Why do you wear that on your head?
Muslim girl, indifferently: So the aliens don't read my brain.

High School
Utah

Overheard by: I need one of those!

Posted on November 23, 2020
Body parts, Clothes, Girls, Guys, Questions, Religion, Religious fanatics, School [Elem., Middle, & High], Utah, Weirdness

Eventually We Worked Out a Timeshare Situation

Girl: So this girl was like: “I want half your pants!”

Hazelwood West High School
Florissant, Missouri

Overheard by: Melissa

Posted on November 6, 2020
Clothes, Girls, Gossip, Missouri, School [Elem., Middle, & High], Sexuality, Students, Teens, Wishes

I Hardly Touched Myself at All

Dude: Just because I watched you out a window for an hour doesn’t mean I’m creepy.

High School Classroom
Englewood, Colorado

Posted on October 29, 2020
Colorado, Compare and contrast, Creepsters, Guys, School [Elem., Middle, & High], Sexuality, Threats, Violence, Weirdness

Like “Melancholy” or “Pterodactyl”?

Student: What's “Nostradamus”? It that just some random, made-up word or something?

Rock Bridge High School
Columbia, Missouri

Overheard by: Kelsey

Posted on October 26, 2020
Default, Missouri, Names, Questions, School [Elem., Middle, & High], Students, Words

In Other Words, It's Like Being Molested

Happy teacher: Welcome to creative writing class. This class is like us taking a hot bath. Together. With candles.

Harpeth Hall School
Nashville, Tennessee

Posted on October 7, 2020
Default, Education, Health & Hygiene, School [Elem., Middle, & High], Teachers, Tennessee, Weirdness

Yes

Student: I bet half of the kids are still going to show up at the computer room.
Teacher: You think half of them will, or half of them won’t?

East Meadow Drive
Palo Alto, California

Posted on September 21, 2020
California, Questions, School [Elem., Middle, & High], Students, Stupidity, Teachers, Words

Guess Somebody Wants to Go to College

Teacher to chatty class: Everyone, quiet, we have to go over this!
(class continues chatting)
Guy in the back: I will kill you all.
(class falls silent)

High School
Chesapeake, Virginia

Posted on September 7, 2020
Education, Offers and requests, School [Elem., Middle, & High], Teachers, Threats, Thugs, Virginia

What Apple?

Girlfriend: You’re still tying your shoes with bunny ears?
Boyfriend: The other way is really hard!
Girlfriend: It’s so easy!
Boyfriend: Look, I have to do the bunny ears. I can’t tie my shoes the other way. It’s like, the bunny goes around the tree 50 billion times, then hides in its hole, comes out and the mongoose chases it… Then the rabbit eats the apple!

High school
Hamburg, New York