The Weight Watcher Points Aren't Even Close

Spanish girl to boy: Sleeping with ten niggas ain't the same thing as sleeping with ten white boys!

High School
Pennsylvania

Posted on May 1, 2010
Compare and contrast, Foreigners, Pennsylvania, Race, School [Elem., Middle, & High], Sex

And If They Get Pregnant, Where's the Harm?

Guy to workout buddy: I like having sex with married women. The sex is good because they're not having sex with their husbands.

Vancouver
Canadia

Posted on April 29, 2010
Canadia, Compare and contrast, Guys, Infidelity, Sex

Oh, I Didn't Even Get to That Part!

Overly loud tween boy: Yeah, but at least he put it in.
Teacher: Shut up back there.

Monticello, New York

Overheard by: Not the right thing to accidentally shout out during a breif silence

Posted on April 29, 2010
Gossip, New York, Sex, Teachers, Tweens

…With Total Uggs.

Girl #1: So what's up with those boots you bought this weekend? You don't look like the type to wear them.
Girl #2: Uh, Tim* wanted me to buy them.
Girl #1: Oh, that's right. I almost forgot about his boot fetish.
Girl #2: And I'm pretty sure he wants me to wear them. And nothing else.
Girl #1, sighing wistfully: I wish I had a hot relationship like that! All I have is slut sex!

Saint Peter's College
New Jersey

Posted on April 22, 2010
Colleges & Universities, Girls, New Jersey, Relationships, Sex, Shoes, Wishes

Though Usually I'm Being Flogged at the Time

Student to teacher who just made a mistake finger-spelling on board: Finger!
Teacher, erasing board: If I had a nickel every time someone said that to me.

Hampden, Maine

Posted on April 21, 2010
Body parts, Education, Maine, Masturbation, Sex, Students, Teachers, Words

Until Its Sour Cream Came Out

Girl to girlfriend: If our burritos were in jail, my burrito would rape your burrito.

Chipotle
Northridge, California

Posted on April 19, 2010
California, Compare and contrast, Food, Girls, Restaurants, Sex, Violence

…We're Aiming for a Spring Wedding.

Girl #1: Jeff once told me if he didn't get laid within the first week, the relationship wasn't going to work out.
Girl #2: Oh my god.
Girl #1: Yeah, Jeff's a great guy.

Milwaukee, Wisconsin

Posted on April 16, 2010
Bonding, Girls, Sex, Weirdness, Wisconsin

I Really Need to Start Tagging and Cataloging Them

Girl #1, after passing by awkward guy staring at her: Ummm, why did that guy we just passed stare at us?
Girl #2: Umm… Didn't you sleep with him last weekend?
Girl #3: Oooh… I thought he looked familiar!

James Madison University
Harrisonburg, Virginia

Overheard by: Dukeees for life

Posted on April 15, 2010
Bimbettes, Colleges & Universities, Sex, Virginia, Weirdness

Whomever It Is, Thank You!

Drunk sorostitute to group of friends: I'm getting boned in the butt! Who's boning me in the butt?

http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/378479688/know-your-alcohol-limit.html

Overheard by: pob

Posted on April 8, 2010
Ass, Drinking & drunks, Drunks, Overheard in Minneapolis, Sensory experiences, Sex, Sorority types

Despite What Every Porno Has Taught You.

Frat boy to another: Dude… Just because you can get with one of them doesn't mean you can automatically have a twin threesome.

http://eavesdropdc.blogspot.com/2008/09/double-your-pleasure-double-your-fun.html

Overheard by: Ian

Posted on April 2, 2010
Eavesdrop DC, Frat boy types, Sex, Weirdness

Sex