I Poop in Little Rock, Arkansas.

Tough guy at urinal: So you live around here?
Tough guy at different urinal: Nope, just pee here.

Grand Rapids, Michigan

Overheard by: Cameron

Posted on January 27, 2023
Guys, Michigan, Pee, Questions, Sex

Getting a Piece Of Tail Is Always a Problem in Ohio

Woman to man: She fucked the lobster?

Cincinnati, Ohio

Posted on December 30, 2022
Animals, Guys, Kink, Ohio, Questions, Sex, Women

…While Pretending You're Alan Rickman

Guy, clueless: Wow, I can't believe Snape was evil the whole time!
Girl, exasperated: I can't believe I fuck you every night.

Cinema, after Harry Potter
New York City, New York

Overheard by: Ellen

Posted on December 8, 2022
Girls, Guys, Movies, New York, Sex, Stupidity

In Fact, They Probably Prefer It.

Chick in hoodie: I think they prefer to be called “little people.”
Preppy guy: When you're hiring them for a sex act I'm pretty sure it's okay to call them midgets.

Landmark Diner
Port Washington, New York

Overheard by: Hunter (aka

Posted on November 21, 2022
Compare and contrast, Default, Girls, Guys, Names, New York, Restaurants, Sex, Students

Just Plug and Play– What Could Be Easier?

Drunk girl #1, in bathroom: So I told her she just needed to remove her vagina, put on a cock and man up!
Drunk girl #2: Totally.

Bathroom, Rocket Bar
Washington, DC

Posted on November 16, 2022
Advice, Default, Drunks, Girls, Restroom, Sex, Washington, DC, Words

According to My Logic Professor

Guy: If you can like anal, you can like feet!

George Mason University
Fairfax, Virginia

Posted on November 14, 2022
Ass, Body parts, Colleges & Universities, Default, Guys, Sex, Virginia, Weirdness

And I’d Lose the Best Piano Teacher I’ve Ever Had

Guy #1: I woke up in her bed without any pants.
Guy #2: What happened?
Guy #1: I think we had sex.
Guy #2: You don’t know?
Guy #1: I cant exactly remember. Luckily neither can she. She’d kill me if she knew.

Train
Sydney, Australia