Though, to Be Fair, Masturbating to Hillary Swank Photos Could Go Either Way

Girl #1: She still thinks he's gay.
Girl #2: But he isn't.
Girl #1, laughing: And we have proof.
Girl #2, laughing also: Yes we do!

University of Arizona

Overheard by: Whats the proof

Posted on June 17, 2018
Arizona, Colleges & Universities, Girls, Gossip, Sex, Sexuality

I Guess Shaking My Hand After Sex Is a Good Compromise

Middle aged woman: I want him to think of me as the kind of friend who shakes your hand, not the friend you jump into bed with.

Northwestern University
Evanston, Illinois

Posted on May 29, 2018
Colleges & Universities, Compare and contrast, Default, Illinois, Relationships, Sexuality, Women

And Don’t Even Get Me Started on Bob Barker

Teenage daughter: You just know Chuck Woolery was banging every chick on Love Connection.
Mother: Not in front of the 12-year-olds!
Teenage daughter: I dunno, Chuck Woolery is a pretty sick son of a bitch.

Grocery Store Parking Lot
Littleton, Colorado

Posted on May 17, 2018
About celebrities, Colorado, Girls, Insults, Moms, Sexuality, Stores, Teens, TV shows

And Then Hiding My Erection with My Tuba

Roommate #1: God! I’m tired of all the gay people in Richmond.
Roommate #2: Yeah, seriously.
Roommate #1: There are so many gay people in my music classes.
Roommate #2: Really?
Roommate #1: Yeah, I’m tired of looking at them and imagining butt sex all the time.

Richmond, Virginia

Posted on May 7, 2018
Idiots, Sexuality, Virginia

From the Sex and the City Cutting-Room Floor

Guy: So they said to her: “Carrie, you can’t wear a head lamp! That’s a really obvious sign!” And she said: “Yeah! Of adventure!”

Mukilteo Ferry, Washington

Overheard by: Just Me

Posted on April 28, 2018
Advice, Boat/Ferry, Compare and contrast, Default, Guys, Sexuality, Washington

…Okay, Love You Too, Grandma. Bye.

iPod girl on cell: I'm eating lunch and listening to lesbian music. (pause) Yeah, The L Word soundtrack. I'm working on becoming a lesbian again. (laughs) I'm just kidding. I'm still gonna drive stick. (pause) That's what happens when you're a cock whore. You can't just give it up cold turkey.

Atlanta, Georgia

Posted on April 20, 2018
Georgia, Girls, Music, On the phone, Penis, Sex, Sexuality, TV shows

The Gerbil Was Menstruating!

Sorority girl: Well, yeah, but that doesn’t change the fact that you have a tampon in your butt.

Dickinson College
Carlisle, Pennsylvania

Posted on April 11, 2018
Ass, Colleges & Universities, Comebacks, Girls, Health & Hygiene, Pennsylvania, Sexuality, Sorority types

…In the Complete Absence of Underwear

Young college girl to group of boys and girls: We're already sluts cause we pants each other.

http://www.overheardinminneapolis.com/2007/05/no_its_what_you_do_when_the_pa.html

Overheard by: that's not the only reason

Posted on April 9, 2018
Default, Girls, Overheard in Minneapolis, Sexuality, Sorority types, Students

That's What Wretching Means, Right?

Guy with limp: I went up to a teacher and was like, “are you sexually aroused by my limp?”
Friend: What did she say?
Guy with limp: He didn't say anything, but I knew he was.

Kingston High School
Kingston, New York

Posted on March 29, 2018
Default, Education, Friends, Guys, New York, Questions, School [Elem., Middle, & High], Sexuality

I've Mastered “Fabulous,” But I'm Still Working on Three Snaps in Z-Formation

Construction worker #1: So, Lou, how's that gay thing going for you?
Construction worker #2: Goin' pretty good, Al, goin pretty good.

West Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Overheard by: keeeeem

Posted on March 22, 2018
Construction workers, Coworkers, Default, Feelings, Pennsylvania, Questions, Sexuality

Sexuality