After Accidentally Stumbling Into the Gay District and Handing Him Money

Italian guy with ridiculous Bronx accent: Yeah, so I jerked the guy off…accidentally.

Elmsford, New York

Overheard by: Mark Nilges

Posted on November 7, 2008
Default, Guys, Masturbation, New York, Sexuality, Weirdness

Well He Is the One Who Taught Me How to Do a Ponytail Poof

Girl with ponytail poof: He said I'm a stereotype, not an individual.
Blonde friends: That is so gay.

College, Tacoma

Overheard by: Kai

Posted on November 5, 2008
Colleges & Universities, Default, Friends, Girls, Insults, Philosophy, Sexuality, Washington

And a Wife

Girl #1: I need a new guy. That's not fair! He was able to recuperate real fast.
Girl #2: Yeah. Well, he had a girlfriend.

Texas

Posted on October 29, 2008
Default, Girls, Relationships, Sexuality, Texas, Wishes

I've Now Been Hired As a Paper Shredder

Drunk bride: One time, I broke my dildo into two pieces. With my…you know. (other girls look at her in disbelief) What? I was horny!

Bridal Shower
Norway

Overheard by: Hege

Posted on October 21, 2008
Default, Drunks, Europe, Girls, Sexuality, Toys, Weirdness

Technically, It Was a Barbie Doll and a Handkerchief

Sidewalk hoodlum to another: He had this bangin' ass bitch all up in his tent–and he doesn't even have a tent!

Olympia, Washington

Overheard by: Fzzzzzzzt

Posted on October 17, 2008
Compare and contrast, Default, Sexuality, Thugs, Washington

Because I've Been Practicing That One-Foot-at-a-Time Maneuver All Week

Guy to another: So is it a pants party?

Purdue University
West Lafayette, Indiana

Overheard by: Alexa, Alicia, Eric

Posted on October 16, 2008
Clothes, Colleges & Universities, Default, Guys, Indiana, Louisiana, Questions, Sexuality

And Any Time I Look Down

Student: Hermaphrodites have everything. They have the whole package.
Professor: Yeah, hermaphrodites have it all. I've seen it on the internet.

Hartford, Connecticut

Overheard by: Claire

Posted on October 14, 2008
Connecticut, Default, Health & Hygiene, Internet, Sexuality, Students, Teachers

Just Once, I'd Like Somebody to Weep With Gratitude

Annoying girl #1: She's the only girl I know that really wants to fuck a 90-year-old man.
Annoying girl #2: I really would!

Chilis, New Jersey

Overheard by: K

Posted on October 12, 2008
Age and ageing, Default, Friends, Girls, New Jersey, Sexuality, Weirdness, Wishes

But She's the One Who Showed Up at the Club with the Lollipop and Pigtails

Man on cell: So now he thinks that I'm into her, and then she thinks that I'm a child molester…exactly.

Walnut Creek, California

Overheard by: Mod

Posted on October 9, 2008
California, Crimes, Default, Guys, On the phone, Relationships, Sexuality

Tonight on Origami Mami

Redhead: That's why I couldn't be a lesbian. Too many folds of flesh… It's like a mystery box of angry.

Federal Hill
Providence, Rhode Island

Overheard by: Katie M agrees

Posted on October 8, 2008
Compare and contrast, Default, Girls, Rhode Island, Sexuality, Vagina, Words

Sexuality