For Today's Lab, You Won't Need Partners

Teaching assistant to bunch of anatomy students: When in doubt, touch yourself!

Cleveland State University, Ohio

Posted on May 17, 2019
Advice, Colleges & Universities, Compare and contrast, Default, Masturbation, Ohio, Students, Weirdness

The Mormon Missionaries Were Only Too Happy to Obey

Female college student: Why are you wearing underwear? I don't wear underwear. I'm a dancer. You are not a dancer. What are you even doing here? You're not a real dancer. You're an elf. And you're going to wear panties like an elf.

Chicago, Illinois

Posted on May 10, 2019
Clothes, Dancing, Illinois, Questions, Students, Undies

Which Is Also What I Wrote for My Essay About the Statue Of Liberty

High school girl, ranting to friend about biology class: It's *so* annoying…I hate evolution! He goes all into the *designing* of a cell and I'm like “God created it and that's all we need to know.” We don't have to go all hi-def into it!

Lancaster Mennonite HIgh School
Lancaster, Pennsylvania

Posted on May 7, 2019
Default, Girls, God, Gripes, Pennsylvania, School [Elem., Middle, & High], Science, Students

Or Is That Necrophilia?

Social problems teacher: So what are some social problems that affect us today?
Female student: Murder?
Teacher: Yeah, that’s good. [writes it on the white board.] Any others?
Male student: Narcissism?
Teacher: I don’t quite understand…
Male student: Well if people are falling asleep all the time and they don’t know it…

Grand Rapids Community College
Grand Rapids, Michigan

Posted on May 3, 2019
Crimes, Default, Education, Girls, Guys, Michigan, Murder, Students, Stupidity, Teachers, Words

Probably Time for Another Field Trip

Teacher: So what gets left behind when sea water evaporates?
Student: Fishies!

Melbourne
Australia

Posted on May 1, 2019
Animals, Australia, Education, Questions, Students, Stupidity, Teachers

Mary Kay Letourneau Always Knew What She Wanted

Kid: Woah, you just blew my mind!
Teacher: That's not all I'll blow.

High School
Pennsylvania

Posted on April 28, 2019
BJs, Education, Kids, Pennsylvania, School [Elem., Middle, & High], Sensory experiences, Students, Teachers

Dude, You’re Preaching to the Choir

Student: She thinks she’s so good. She was probably the only soprano in her high school, so she was automatically the best. Or maybe she went to a school for like, people with severe burns. She was the best in the burn victim ward.

Westminster Choir College
Princeton, New Jersey

Overheard by: Gaby Young

Posted on April 21, 2019
Colleges & Universities, Compare and contrast, Education, Etiquette, Health & Hygiene, Music, New Jersey, Students, Weirdness

Just When You Thought American Schools Were the Worst…

Student, talking about fur coat made out of Bobcat: Excuse me, what's a Bobcat?
Teacher: Some kind of tractor.

Australia

Overheard by: xmeagan

Posted on April 20, 2019
Australia, Default, Education, Questions, Students, Stupidity, Teachers, Words

Asparagus Pee Is Forbidden by the Geneva Convention

Creepy guy: Hey, Joey*.
Joey: Yeah?
Creepy guy: Have you ever put pee in a Super Soaker before?
Joey: Yeah.
Friend: What?
Girl: Ewww.
Friend: What does it feel like if you’re sprayed?
Creepy guy, shrugs: Kinda tingles.

Geography class, All Saints High School
Whitby, Ontario
Canadia

Overheard by: freshman whisperer

Posted on March 23, 2019
Canadia, Pee, Students

Clap If You Believe She’ll Regret This

Female student #1: What does your tattoo mean?
Female student #2: Courage.
Female student #1: I want to get a tattoo!
Female student #2: What do you want to get?
Female student #1: Across my back I want a fairy… wearing lingerie.
Female student #2: Oh… Okay… That would be nice…

Houston Community College
Houston, Texas

Posted on March 18, 2019
Students, Tattoos, Texas

Students