Doesn't Explain Why Cassie's Eating Everyone's Brain

Guy: Oh, look! It's a full moon. Maybe that's why we're all crazy.
Girl: Maybe it's all the booze and drugs.

Grayling, Michigan

Overheard by: Cabin in the woods

Posted on July 2, 2015
Drinking & drunks, Drugs, Girls, Guys, Michigan, Stupidity

Can We Go Over the Air/Fat Correlation Again?

Frat boy #1: Dude, look at how much air there is in this room.
Frat boy #2: Dude, what if they charged money for, like, air?
Frat boy #1: Dude, I wouldn’t care — I’m not that fat… Dude, don’t you ever just want to, like, throw a knife up in the air above a crowd of people and, like, see what happens?
Frat boy #2: Totally.

http://overheardatcornell.blogspot.com/2006/10/long-overdue-update-part-3-last.html

Overheard by: doppelganger

Posted on July 2, 2015
Frat boy types, Overheard at Cornell, Stupidity

…And Did the Kangaroo See His Shadow or Not?

Teen boy: What month is it now? Like… spring or something, right?
Teen girl: Nah, I think it's still winter. Cause it's August.
Teen boy: Really? I swear winter ended, like, two weeks ago, ay.
Teen girl: Oh… maybe…
Teen boy: Yeah. So what is it now? Spring? Or autumn? Or winter?

Australia

Posted on July 1, 2015
Australia, Questions, Stupidity, Teens, Time Management, Weather

This Optometrist Asked Me to Identify Letters Of the Alphabet

Girl #1: Did you have to take a test in high school to prove that you weren't retarded?
Girl #2: Uh, no.
Girl #1: Oh…I did.

Dalhousie University
Halifax, Nova Scotia
Canadia

Overheard by: JSW

Posted on July 1, 2015
Canadia, Colleges & Universities, Default, Education, Girls, Questions, Stupidity

Also Why Children Love the Berenstein Bears

Teen girl to teen friends: I wish I was mixed race–not really black. I mean, you're brown all year round.

Nottingham
England

Overheard by: Johnny

Posted on June 30, 2015
England, Friends, Girls, Race, Stupidity, Teens, Wishes

Plus We’d Have to Be Open and Honest About Our Feelings

White mother to teen daughters after black family walks by: I’m so glad you two aren’t black! Then I’d have to put all those little beads in your hair and–well I’m just really glad.

Versailles, Kentucky

Posted on June 29, 2015
Compare and contrast, Default, Hair, Happiness, Idiots, Kentucky, Moms, Pride, Race, Stupidity, Weirdness

And He Prefers to Feel His Moon in My Seventh House

Girl #1: I mean, there's condoms for free in the student center! Why don't you guys use protection?!
Girl #2: Sigh. I don't know. I think because I'm a Gemini.

Boston, Massachusetts

Overheard by: Who has this conversation when I'm sitting right next to them?

Posted on June 28, 2015
Condoms, Default, Euphemisms, Girls, Massachusetts, Questions, Sex, Stupidity

Or They Frightened It into Submission with Religious Rhetoric

Lipstick lesbian #1: If we move into a house, we’re going to have to get some new stuff…
Lipstick lesbian #2: Wait… How did the pilgrims cut their grass?
Lipstick lesbian #1: Um, I think they had cows.

Fox and Hound
Indianapolis, Indiana

Posted on June 27, 2015
Animals, Default, History, Indiana, Lesbos, Questions, Stupidity

According to This Good Housekeeping Checklist

Dejected neighbor: Yeah, I know. I’m more suited to kill werewolves than produce orgasms.

Derby, Connecticut

Overheard by: j

Posted on June 27, 2015
Compare and contrast, Connecticut, Default, Guys, Orgasm, Stupidity, Violence

Yes, But Only Because It's After Noon.

Woman to male friend: I am trying to figure out how long 14 minutes and 6 minutes is in total.
Male friend: 20 minutes.
Woman: Regular math and time math are the same?

http://overheardinpdx.blogspot.com/2008/09/numbers.html

Overheard by: benja

Posted on June 27, 2015
Compare and contrast, Default, Friends, Guys, Overheard in PDX, Questions, Stupidity, Women

Stupidity